Game Day Haiku UConn vs Iona

[Son of Robert]

Should be a good one
meaning we win handily
but still get tested

 

[8893]

Iona College
"Which one?" I asked man wearing
Iona jacket

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Let's see what's been learned
By coaches, players, and fans
In it together

Stay in the present
Don't look ahead; beat the Gaels
One game at a time

 

[CTMike]

Defeat Iona
There is nothing to dislike
When you can’t click Frown

 

[Mano]

So scared of a frown
Makes for a sad, sad, old clown
Fit for a Boneyard

Iona gonna
Leave Gampel with a sad face
They’re losers alike

 

[August_West]

A Gampel Frown-Out
Just what the chiefy ordered
continued mojo

 

[Waquoit]

Iona tonight
Jeff Ruland's alma mater
That is all I got

 

[8893]

Like a full-force Gael
I was lifted up again
I was lifted up

 

[Vancat]

Iona Honda
Iona Gampel seat too
Iona live view

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Like a full-force Gael
I was lifted up again
I was lifted up

... again, by the Lord
Here, at Capitol Theater
40 years ago

 

[Martin]

Iona
Who me who you
Look

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'new' Rochelle? who dat?
wut happened to old Rochelle?
minsk to pinsk, gaels stink.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

'new' Rochelle? who dat?
wut up with Rochelle Rochelle?
Milan to minsk, gaels stink.

Alternate version
Truer to Seinfeld spirt
And syllable count

 

[Madmannsucks]

Huskies win this one.
Over the Iona Gaels.
Cause they tough as nails.

 

[8893]

... again, by the Lord
Here, at Capitol Theater
40 years ago

Back when, girl named Gail
Earned that song title and more
Ah, summertime fun

 

[wheelerdog]

A cold night in Storrs
Bouknight continues to burn
Huskies win again

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Iona
Who me who you
Look

This one I can't fix
It needs a total redo
Or it ain't haiku

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Long ago, girl named Gail
Earned that song title and more
Ah, summertime fun

I ain't doubting you
but your first line counts out 6
Some impact, that Gail

 

[8893]

I ain't doubting you
but your first line counts out 6
Some impact, that Gail

Needed thesaurus
For "long ago," but now fixed
Yes, full-force impact

 

[RichZ]

Iona
Who me who you
Look

We are surely doomed
By this awful non-haiku
in the haiku thread

if Iona wins
Martin alone is to blame
five, seven, five please!

 

[Apollo]

Iona's mascot:
Abraham Lincoln on meth,
but still has nice teeth

 

[jibsey]

Hurley says:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Iona the Gail's
In Storrs It's True
(Maybe he's Italian)