Game Day Haiku UConn vs Butler

[QuickDraw]

Beat down on Butler
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
Bada Boom Boom BOOM!

 

[Get a Job]

Let the Butler serve us.
And not make a fuss.
Go back to Bradley on the bus.

Butler picks up our dishes.
30 point margin serves our wishes
And make our ranking more delicious.

Don't you understand
how a haiku is written?
Or just bad at it?

Five syllables first
Then seven in the next line
Finally, five more

 

[Kolumbo]

Butler, BCU
They share one thing in common
Never beat Huskies

Butler is a dog
Similarities end there
BC is dog sheet

 

[Improviser]

Don't you understand
how a haiku is written?
Or just bad at it?

Five syllables first
Then seven in the next line
Finally, five more

I learned something.

I thought it was just symbolism for an idea of rhyming, and not something to be strictly construed. So be it. I was not trying to imitate something that I did not really understand.

I didn't research it out. Now I will and maybe in the future , try if again and follow the rules.

My bad.

 

[Get a Job]

I learned something.

I thought it was just symbolism for an idea of rhyming, and not something to be strictly construed. So be it. I was not trying to imitate something that I did not really understand.

I didn't research it out. Now I will and maybe in the future , try if again and follow the rules.

My bad.

But you didn't learn!
All posts in the haiku thread
Must be haiku form!

 

[Austin316]

AYYO! drop the beat
This goes out to busted Bull
We coppin ya boards

Ya gotta, bull-dawg
You know his face is busted
Husky fans know this

But we re-load-in’
Cat-fish-ing is the real deal
Swipe left on that pooch

Butler is baggin
They put a bag on their head
Huskies be roll-in

 

[QuickDraw]

But you didn't learn!
All posts in the haiku thread
Must be haiku form!

so funny I must laugh
so stubborn until the end
pregame amusement

 

[jayteeman]

Here's your tip Butler
Our dog has his way with yours
Again and again