Game Day Haiku UConn vs Arizona

[RichZ]

Cats afraid of Dogs
UConn beats Arizona
They have good reason

Cats cower in fear
Like Wood did with Edzilla
dunking over him

 

[RichZ]

bon jour. ah-kook? gesundheit!
we play today, we win today.
das it. au revoir, pussycats.

Do not make haiku
When partaking of handle's
old leftover doobies

 

[intlzncster]

We poo on you Zona.
Akok in tow too. Come at
us at your peril.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

Do not make haiku
When partaking of handle's
old leftover doobies

doo-bies? well, excuuuuuse me.
is everyone here
on medicare?

 

[Adios]

doo-bies? well, excuuuuuse me.
is everyone here
on medicare?

Your haikus are wrong.
Count syllables before post.
Where'd you go to school?

 

[RichZ]

doo-bies? well, excuuuuuse me.
is everyone here
on medicare?

If they were cliff's joints
at UConn twenty five years
back, they were doobies

Some of us are old
But we can still count cadence
in a damn haiku

five-seven-five or
it messes with the mojo.
you want us to lose?

 

[AdamaNation]

Drunk posting with poor haiku form has been corrected.

Can you do “haiku”
When correcting your last post
It keeps things in line

 

[ClifSpliffy]

Your haikus are wrong.
Count syllables before post.
Where'd you go to school?

haiku police can't keep the peace.
sez me, the summa cum grad
of whatsamatta u.

 

[August_West]

haiku police can't keep the peace.
sez me, the summa cum grad
of whatsamatta u.

^^
Ban him ban him ban
him ban him ban him ban him
Ban ClifSpliffy Now!

 

[RichZ]

If everyone
puts him on ignore, haiku
thread will be correct

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Stuck out in Cali
Convention or watch UConn?
What a dumb question!

 

[8893]

See?

 

[CAHUSKY]

In full disclosure
Charlie V meme's not my fave
But nice correction

The Charlie V meme
Debuted for 2004
Championship game

Huskies knocked off Tech
To win their second title
It is here to stay.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The Charlie V meme
Debuted for 2004
Championship game

Huskies knocked off Tech
To win their second title
It is here to stay.

So long as nobody tries to write a haiku that counts alopecia as 5 syllables, I can accept this reality.