Game Day Haiku UConn vs Arizona

[Son of Robert]

Ready to step up
Arizona comes to town
UConn by eight points

Some keys to the game
single digit turnovers
and rebounding hard

Good shot selection
frontcourt needs to score some points
guard play must be strong

Let's go Husky blue
we can beat Arizona
playing as a team

 

[CAHUSKY]

Dogs better than Cats
Akok with no pubes is odd
Not on Charlie V!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dogs better than Cats
Akok with no pubes?
That is Charlie V’s

Two syllables short
In dubious second line
Correct or delete

 

[8893]

Eleven minutes
You couldn’t wait for game day?
Mojo on your head

 

[tomtom80]

XL thunderous
Our Husky dawgs are on fire
No stopping Jaylen

 

[David 76]

This game is a must
Gilbert shakes off all the rust
Zona bites the dust

 

[Kenny11]

Time to dominate
Hurley Lights for all of us
Taste the victory

 

[8893]

Sangiovese
Yes, I pronounce it with five
Syllables, that is

 

[8893]

The rain, I like it
Better yet; we are mudders
No long shots when wet

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

More UConn recruits
Than Arizona players
Crowd advantage too

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

XL thunderous
Our Husky dawgs are on fire
No stopping Jaylen

Two guys named Adams
Jaylen's brother and Jalen
Which one did you mean?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Two syllables short
In dubious second line
Correct or delete

Drunk posting with poor haiku form has been corrected.

 

[8893]

Brian's breakfast, check
Tito's/RIPE Bloody Mary
Ready for tip-off

 

[Dove]

It's raining all day.
6000 fans will stay home.'
'skies win for the rest!!

 

[Mano]

‘Cats versus Huskies
The age old battle goes on
We all know who wins

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Akok is a Chef
Hurley has prepped the kitchen
Roast the Wildcats

 

[Mano]

Cheaters do prosper
NCAA is a joke
Teach them a lesson!

 

[Mano]

Jalen gets the ball
Tricky dribbles, 3 secs left!
Runner for the win!

 

[Son of Robert]

Puh-lease dear brethren
more room for haiku juju
Sunday salvation

Eleven minutes
You couldn’t wait for game day?
Mojo on your head

 

[elmcityboy]

sold-out arena
thousands have come to pray at
the church of hurley

 

[elmcityboy]

akok in the house
fans drunk on six-buck beers and
anticipation

 

[Stinger92860]

Akok to UConn
Our momentum is building
Arizona doomed

 

[awfuldan]

Fans chant F-B-I
Sean Miller soaking in sweat
What a great weekend

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Drunk posting with poor haiku form has been corrected.

In full disclosure
Charlie V meme's not my fave
But nice correction

 

[ClifSpliffy]

bon jour. ah-kook? gesundheit!
we play today, we win today.
das it. au revoir, pussycats.