Game Day Haiku - LIU

[Jorgensen]

The Long Island U
Is going to lose today
That is all I have

 

[Umami Zen]

Before Big East grind
A Shark tune-up--To be kind
Bench just blows the mind!

 

[jayteeman]

Today will be the day
A shark will behave like a fish
Pulled out of water

 

[CL82]

Huskies versus Sharks:
Sharks dangerous in water,
But game is on land.

On land, Sharks can’t breath.
They just flop around gasping.
Same with LIU.

Huskies like the land.
They pull together running.
Sounds better to me.

 

[XLCenterFan]

Who? Who? LIU?
Only favored by forty?
Gonna get ugly.

 

[OkaForPrez]

There once was a shark
from Long Island. Two for one
poem gets my rhymes in.

 

[RedDog]

Game’s not on Shark Tank.
Mark Cuban’s not gonna help.
There will be no deal.

We’re great white hunting.
No need for a bigger boat.
Not a Spielberg film.

 

[drayenob]

Sorry LIU
Game will be embarrassing
for you on this day

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Ask any Shark from
Long Island; there will always
Be a bigger fish.

 

[Son of Robert]

Play like you practice
keep that ol' foot on the gas
Alleyne gets going?

 

[tcf15]

Game of predators
A shark is no match for the
Coked up grizzly bear

 

[UCLJ0211]

Rest all the starters
No chance of that happening
But we would still win

 

[UCLJ0211]

Today will be the day
A shark will behave like a fish
Pulled out of water

Check your second line
Perhaps change it to “behaves”?
That would make seven

 

[elmcityboy]

does cbb need
a mercy rule? this game will
renew the debate

 

[david]

oh my freakin gawd,
getchya self a nice cawfee,
watch long island lose

 

[Waquoit]

Beat the Sharks doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, beat the Sharks
Doo doo doo doo doo

 

[Ewekon]

I do not like you
yes. L I You. Jonathan
hooks a shark for lunch

i see lawng oye land
from compo beach in summer
catch shark. beat sharks, win

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Young Huskies prosper:
'tis the holiday season
wish good health to all.

 

[Apollo]

To start: shark fin soup
Entree: a NY shark steak?
Pairs well with Riesling

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Today will be the day
A shark will behave like a fish
Pulled out of water

Check your second line
Perhaps change it to “behaves”?
That would make seven

Not just second line
Jayteeman's first line is 6
Just drop the word "will"

To start: shark fin soup
Entree: NY shark steak?
Pairs well with Riesling

Act fast; there's still time
To add 7th syllable
to line two. Hurry!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Last chance for Richie
To show his pre-Big East shine
Not counting on it

But hoping that means
Samson's walking through that door
In January

 

[huskyjawz]

Down goes Portugal
Yet another upset here?
No way Huskies roll

 

[jayteeman]

Today will be the day
A shark will behave like a fish
Pulled out of water

I am losing it
Guess I miss counted fingers
Can not trust pinky

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I am late today
However, it's LIU
MOJO not needed

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I am losing it
Guess I miss counted fingers
Can not trust pinky

Good recovery
It demonstrates commitment,
caring, excellence