Game Day Haiku - Iowa State

[Doctor Hoop]

Iowa state ain’t that great.
Inside and outside we will pound
Knocking the cyclones to the ground
Real man’s tears
As UCONN continues to climb the stairs
Up the rankings we go
As all the pundits eat their crow.
UConn UConn UCONN

Mojo is a thing
For the gang on the Boneyard
This isn't helping

 

[Waquoit]

I am extremely
Cautiously optimistic
About tonight's game

 

[OkaForPrez]

Joey California
Dreaming. Huskies are blazing
the Oregon trail.

 

[DALTX]

Joe Calcaterra
Alex, Sanogo, Clingan
Newton is the force

 

[DonnellBev]

This my first Haiku
A monumental moment
Huskies roll tonight

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Man you are going
To give Hans a heart attack
It’s 5-7-5

Never saw that post
One of us ignores other
And now I won't look

Joey California
Dreaming. Huskies are blazing
the Oregon trail.

And then there was this ^
I never saw it coming
[Shrug] No one's perfect

Watching "Anchorman"
Preparing for Bill Walton
with Ron Burgundy

 

[Dove]

Totally honest:
all of the haikus today
are pretty darn good.

Yet here you are, man...
You're not giving mine a LIKE.
A conflicting post.

 

[Kolumbo]

The PAC 12 was lame
SEC went south big time
Big 12 going down

Game Day, Good Morning
Lots of chores, Good Afternoon
Hey PK, Good Night

 

[OkaForPrez]

Never saw that post
One of us ignores other
And now I won't look



And then there was this ^
I never saw it coming
[Shrug] No one's perfect

Watching "Anchorman"
Preparing for Bill Walton
with Ron Burgundy

Mea culpa sir.
Getting penance in before
Game starts. Go huskies.