Game Day Haiku - Iowa State

[Jorgensen]

Cyclones are bad storms
Menace to society
Destroy homes and more

Huskies save the day
And destroy the storm’s power
The people rejoice

 

[Umami Zen]

Came West to win three
Phil Knight Champ?Play loose and free
Poll bustin' Huskies!

 

[CL82]

One by one they fell.
Our Huskies looked outstanding.
Just one more to go.

Oregon was first.
Then Alabama went down.
Next Iowa State?

What a run it’s been!
Only one thing left to do.
Win championship.

 

[Waquoit]

Iowa diners
Serve margarine instead of
Butter, that's just gross

 

[drayenob]

Hey, you're in my corn
If you build it they will come
Sorry had wrong sport

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Oregon is safe
from natural disasters
including Cyclones.

 

[Son of Robert]

Today is the day
we win the PK Tourney
some mighty woofin

 

[Apollo]

The only Cyclone
That truly frightened me was
at Riverside Park

 

[David 76]

UConn hunkers down.
Survives Cyclones greatest punch.
Eat Cyclones for lunch.

 

[elmcityboy]

huskies playing their
best ball of the past decade
blow cyclones away

 

[david]

first we lost caldor,
then bradlees was next to go,
now we destroy ames

 

[RedDog]

Well, I ought to state,
Our aim? Send them back to Ames.
Beat Iowa State.

 

[QuickDraw]

one more win to go
winning tournaments matters
take home some hardware

 

[jayteeman]

Cyclones are spinning
Marking one will spread on all
This one will feel good

 

[Dove]

I hear rain makes corn
and corn makes whiskey, but here...
Huskies reign supreme.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Totally honest:
all of the haikus today
are pretty darn good.

 

[JakeTheDog]

Cyclones in Portland?
More like a few rain drops and
A small gust of wind

 

[storrsroars]

Huskies win big time
Cyclones are just a weak fart
This ain't Fred Hoiberg

 

[WeAreUCONN]

Iowa state ain’t that great.
Inside and outside we will pound
Knocking the cyclones to the ground
Real man’s tears
As UCONN continues to climb the stairs
Up the rankings we go
As all the pundits eat their crow.
UConn UConn UCONN

 

[HuskyHawk]

Ugly red and gold
Cyclone noses are not cold
Huskies for the win

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Not a field of dreams
Husky Hardwood Reigns Supreme
Portland Our Fourth Home

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Funny colors for
Cyclones - cardinal and gold?
We will make them blue

 

[TheChamps990411]

Lets show the country
Uconn is back and ready
To cut some nets down!

 

[JakeTheDog]

Iowa state ain’t that great.
Inside and outside we will pound
Knocking the cyclones to the ground
Real man’s tears
As UCONN continues to climb the stairs
Up the rankings we go
As all the pundits eat their crow.
UConn UConn UCONN

Man you are going
To give Hans a heart attack
It’s 5-7-5

 

[QuickDraw]

Man you are going
To give Hans a heart attack
It’s 5-7-5

this made me laugh hard
boneyards best thread is Haiku
lets freakin get it

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Iowa state ain’t that great.
Inside and outside we will pound
Knocking the cyclones to the ground
Real man’s tears
As UCONN continues to climb the stairs
Up the rankings we go
As all the pundits eat their crow.
UConn UConn UCONN

Mojo is a thing
For the gang on the Boneyard
This isn't helping

 

[Waquoit]

I am extremely
Cautiously optimistic
About tonight's game

 

[OkaForPrez]

Joey California
Dreaming. Huskies are blazing
the Oregon trail.

 

[DALTX]

Joe Calcaterra
Alex, Sanogo, Clingan
Newton is the force

 

[DonnellBev]

This my first Haiku
A monumental moment
Huskies roll tonight