DobbsRover2
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Okay, so you stand before the Basketball Gods and they have decided to test your mojo-ability to help your team win the NC this year. In fact, if you fail the test you will almost guarantee a bad outcome for your team, barring a magical act by the players in those last 6 games. So you know you can't screw up here.
The BGs have told you this: "The NCAA has kept records of individual leaders during each tournament in 11 different stat categories for at least 27 years, and in some cases the full 33 years. All of these leaders must have played in at least two Tournament games, because we preside over the women's game and don't like one-and-dones. One category we consider stupid and ignore, because the NCAA will anoint a 3-point FG% leader even if she only took 2 shots, so it is worthless. We are also a little unhappy with the minimal attempts for the FG% and FT% categories so we used our divine powers to clean them up. Also know that the NCAA record keepers sometimes do foolish things like mistake a Volunteer for a Husky even after they have been told many times that it is not so, but we have corrected their foolish deeds."
"Here is the task before you, lowly Husky fan. You must select 4 of the remaining 10 categories from which your team will produce a leader this year. Know that your team has always had at least one individual tournament leader when it has won the BIG ONE. Now, since we are the cruelest of the cruel, if any of your choices are from any of five statistical categories in which the historic leaders have not come from a BIG ONE winner at least 1/4 of the time, we will insure evil things happen to your team in the Tournament this year. Sure with good coaching and inspired play they might overcome our evildoing, but you will have to live with the terrible knowledge that you have let your team down, and the lower forms of life on the Boneyard will vilify you. Also know that if one of your choices is not the category which hosts a BIG ONE winner more than half the time, or if one of your choices is the category that has a leader from the BIG ONE winner less than 1/10 of the time, we will be extra wrathful.
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"The choices lowly Husky fan, in the order presented by the NCAA, are:
1. Points per game average
2. Total Points
3. FG%
4. Total 3-point FGs
5. FT%
6. Rebound average
7. Total rebounds
8. Total assists
9. Total steals
10. Total blocks
"Choose wisely and remember, things may not always be as they seem that they should be."
The BGs have told you this: "The NCAA has kept records of individual leaders during each tournament in 11 different stat categories for at least 27 years, and in some cases the full 33 years. All of these leaders must have played in at least two Tournament games, because we preside over the women's game and don't like one-and-dones. One category we consider stupid and ignore, because the NCAA will anoint a 3-point FG% leader even if she only took 2 shots, so it is worthless. We are also a little unhappy with the minimal attempts for the FG% and FT% categories so we used our divine powers to clean them up. Also know that the NCAA record keepers sometimes do foolish things like mistake a Volunteer for a Husky even after they have been told many times that it is not so, but we have corrected their foolish deeds."
"Here is the task before you, lowly Husky fan. You must select 4 of the remaining 10 categories from which your team will produce a leader this year. Know that your team has always had at least one individual tournament leader when it has won the BIG ONE. Now, since we are the cruelest of the cruel, if any of your choices are from any of five statistical categories in which the historic leaders have not come from a BIG ONE winner at least 1/4 of the time, we will insure evil things happen to your team in the Tournament this year. Sure with good coaching and inspired play they might overcome our evildoing, but you will have to live with the terrible knowledge that you have let your team down, and the lower forms of life on the Boneyard will vilify you. Also know that if one of your choices is not the category which hosts a BIG ONE winner more than half the time, or if one of your choices is the category that has a leader from the BIG ONE winner less than 1/10 of the time, we will be extra wrathful.

"The choices lowly Husky fan, in the order presented by the NCAA, are:
1. Points per game average
2. Total Points
3. FG%
4. Total 3-point FGs
5. FT%
6. Rebound average
7. Total rebounds
8. Total assists
9. Total steals
10. Total blocks
"Choose wisely and remember, things may not always be as they seem that they should be."