Better option:
Drop Football, Men's and Women's Basketball, hell any sport that involves scoring or timing.
Immediately file lawsuits against Misters Edsall, Auriemma, Ollie, and Calhoun. Have so-called President Herbst arrested and tried for war crimes. Sell the campus in Storrs on e-bay, of course we keep the Dairy Bar and Gampel. Turn each extension campus into sites for BC, Rutgers, and Syracuse......no scratch that. Not Syracuse beccause F Syracuse. Give one to PC because they are so scrappy. They can have Avery Point.
We keep Gampel and turn it into the Center for the Advancement of Sexual Harassment Techniques and Theories. Chancellor Dr. Cosby will have his pick of the creme de la creme of recently unemployed, but highly experienced, instructors.
Can this be added as a 5th option on the poll.
Option 6 could be dropping sports and turning the University into a ranch specializing in animal husbandry for wayward unicorns and pixie fairies.....not with each other....that would be weird.