The funniest thing for me was just before I realized it was a spoof:
Boston College: A male student will be picked from the audience for a half-court shot. If he makes it, he will win a walk-on roster spot on the team for the entire season, where he will most likely be unappreciated and sodomized on a regular basis.
I read the first bit there and thought, "dang, BC is really pulling out all the stops to drum up some interest there. Who knows, the kid might actually get some PT." The sodomized bit clued me in to the fact that this was definitely a joke. While entirely plausible, that certainly wouldn't be information released to the public.
