From the Coach Cap Santa Bag 2013...

[coachcap]

1. For BizLaw: a ream of legal pads & new Zeiss or Bausch & Lomb Binoculars to help him in his notes for the View from Section 241.
2. For TDHusky: Rose colored glasses
3. For Whaler: A year's subscription to Contrarian's Weekly
4. For Waquoit: An unlimited supply of Pensey's Spices for his epicurian tailgating delights. Eat well my friend.
5. For Fishy: An evening with Bob Newhart to match wits & see which of you has the most biting rapier-like comedy.
6. For Husky Nan: An endless supply of photos of Natalie Portman & Jeri Ryan for your avatar.
7. For Palatine: The Open Sesame edition of Speed Pass to aid in your travels to Husky football games.
8. For UConn Dan: A Husky Snow Globe to use as your crystal ball in conference realignment.
9. For SAMCRO: A pipeline to all Vegas sports books to aid in research for picking games for the Boneyard Pickem's.
10. For all of the rest of the 'Yard's denizons: The best Husky recruiting class EVER, followed by reemergence to Bowl Eligibility (preferably 12-0 & an invitation to the football final 4). A very HAPPY & SAFE holiday season to ALL! Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays, Joyous Kwanza, Festivus Festivities.

 

[UCFBfan]

Can't forget Nelson: A poncho to protect yourself from all the crap you spew about going independent and rejoining the worthless Big East.

Merry Christmas all! May you enjoy the season with family and friends.

 

[MattMang23]

I know this is the football board, but from the basketball board, to HuskyForLife: Coal. Just coal. That's it.

 

[coachcap]

I know this is the football board, but from the basketball board, to HuskyForLife: Coal. Just coal. That's it.

We're ALL 'Yarders on any of these boards. I only wish coal & pestilence on the Thunder chickens of 'Nut Hill!

 

[Skiblets]

And to Coach Cap; a Southington football title (Christmas came early) and a new book of menus highlighting those culinary destination spots such as Greenville, NC , Tulsa OK and Orlando FL

 

[UConnDan97]

1. For BizLaw: a ream of legal pads & new Zeiss or Bausch & Lomb Binoculars to help him in his notes for the View from Section 241.
2. For TDHusky: Rose colored glasses
3. For Whaler: A year's subscription to Contrarian's Weekly
4. For Waquoit: An unlimited supply of Pensey's Spices for his epicurian tailgating delights. Eat well my friend.
5. For Fishy: An evening with Bob Newhart to match wits & see which of you has the most biting rapier-like comedy.
6. For Husky Nan: An endless supply of photos of Natalie Portman & Jeri Ryan for your avatar.
7. For Palatine: The Open Sesame edition of Speed Pass to aid in your travels to Husky football games.
8. For UConn Dan: A Husky Snow Globe to use as your crystal ball in conference realignment.
9. For SAMCRO: A pipeline to all Vegas sports books to aid in research for picking games for the Boneyard Pickem's.
10. For all of the rest of the 'Yard's denizons: The best Husky recruiting class EVER, followed by reemergence to Bowl Eligibility (preferably 12-0 & an invitation to the football final 4). A very HAPPY & SAFE holiday season to ALL! Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays, Joyous Kwanza, Festivus Festivities.

Happy Holidays to you too, Coach! And if you don't mind....make two copies of the endless supply of Portman / Ryan photos...

 

[metsfan2323]

For 2014 I wish everyone wind in their sails courtesy of Air Cochran. Program set for takeoff.

Historically Casey wins 75% of the games he starts so we are set up nicely for 9 wins in 2014.

BYU (Home) - L
Stony Brook (Home) - W
Boise (Home) - W
Army (Yankee Stadium) - W
Cincy (Home) - W
Temple (Home) - W
USF (Away) - W
Houston (Away) - L
Tulane (Home) - W
Memphis (Away) - W
UCF (Home) - W
ECU (Away) - L

Schedule is a guesstimate.

 

[Jimdish255]

For 2014 I wish everyone wind in their sails courtesy of Air Cochran. Program set for takeoff.

Historically Casey wins 75% of the games he starts so we are set up nicely for 9 wins in 2014.

BYU (Home) - L
Stoney Brook (Home) - W
Boise (Home) - W
Army (Yankee Stadium) - W
Cincy (Home) - W
Temple (Home) - W
USF (Away) - W
Houston (Away) - L
Tulane (Home) - W
Memphis (Away) - W
UCF (Home) - W
ECU (Away) - L

Schedule is a guesstimate.

If we start out 5 - 1 there's going to be an investigation by Dean Wormer! And it might necessitate a road trip to see us become bowl eligible. That would be a nice gift. Good health to all this season!

 

[Uconnalliance]

Happy Holidays to you too, Coach! And if you don't mind....make two copies of the endless supply of Portman / Ryan photos...

Hey what do I get?

 

[UConnDan97]

Hey what do I get?

The photos....once I've made photocopies...

 

[CTMike]

Coachcap- may you eat as well this Christmas as you do at your tailgates!