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[August_West]

I found the first edition manuscript manifesto you wrote at a rare bookshop near Poughkeepsie. I assume you want it back. Let's talk price. I paid 50 for it ( had to haggle) . In the interest of yard harmony I will settle for cost.
Because if I release the handles of boneyarders in this book there may be a mutiny. I can only hope and assume I was listed first because my handle starts with A. I will let it go. Let's make a deal.

 

[OkaForPrez]

That's not a lot of pages, are you sure it's not a list of people @Fishy doesn't want to throat punch?

 

[August_West]

That's not a lot of pages, are you sure it's not a list of people @Fishy doesn't want to throat punch?

It's really tiny font.

 

[TheRogers]

Oh boy.......you are even worse off than Sean Penn.

In that book lies the true identity of Makers Muppet. You are now on borrowed time.

 

[BUConn10]

That book has similar powers to tape in The Ring, except the reader dies when UConn loses next. #mojo

 

[mauconnfan]

It's really tiny font.

A Fishy cheat sheet of potential throat punch victims.

 

[August_West]

A Fishy cheat sheet of potential throat punch victims.

From what I understand it is the first of a trilogy.

 

[CL82]

Meh, I think his earlier work "People I Want to Throw in a Wood Chipper" was better. This one felt a little derivative to me.

That said, I feel like the graphic needs to be put on a Boneyard Tee Shirt.

 

[August_West]

If my demands are not met by 2 pm today I will start releasing a name every 20 minutes.

 

[ctchamps]

If my demands are not met by 2 pm today I will start releasing a name every 20 minutes.

Add some cheese wiz to it!

 

[CL82]

If my demands are not met by 2 pm today I will start releasing a name every 20 minutes.

Not to kibutz, but aren't you supposed to list your demands before you start making threats? Perhaps something about turkey?

 

[August_West]

Not to kibutz, but aren't you supposed to list your demands before you start making threats? Perhaps something about turkey?

I simply want to recover my outlay for the book. I paid 50 for it. I did not want it to fall in the wrong hands and figured it would be safer for everyone if returned to the maniacal author. Apparently he is out busy throat punching through a different list of people and has ignored my imploring.

Names will start being released in...............................................................................................



20 minutes.

 

[pepband99]

Put it in a key tweet - he'll be sure to find it.

 

[August_West]

Put it in a key tweet - he'll be sure to find it.

If I spent any time on that board Id kill myself.

 

[imno1]

August I would have kept quiet about the find, carried out the Deeds and planted the book back at fishy's. Original copy of the Throw Punch manual $50. Fishy incarcerated for 5-10 priceless