Fish Cake

[bmayuc]

I just re-read that article again, and can't get over how perfect a metaphor it is for this season.

We had a nice cake. We had most of the ingredients back from that nice cake.

The Chef decided to add rotten fish to the recipe.

Now we have a fish cake program.

No one likes to eat rotten fish cakes.

Chef needs to go.

Bonus Haiku:

Fish Cake Diaco
Red Pants are a distration
Crazy Person, yo

 

[Alum86]

I like to rhyme my haikus

Fish oil in the cake
Not bad fish did we partake
What a mess he make!

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

We all need therapy .

 

[CL82]

Fish cake and red pants
are wrong for Connecticut.
Hope Whaler is right!

 

[RioDog]

Fixed it for you.

We need therapy.
The Music Man makes fish cake
Our bar tab rises.

 

[freescooter]

Batman and fish cake
Civil ConFLiCT left behind
Ring the gong for Bob.

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

Fixed it for you.

Sorry, wasn't in the Haiku mood. I'll try.

The first phase of 'Ball
"Somebody better tell 'em!"
Wish we had been told.

 

[UConnNick]

Sorry, wasn't in the Haiku mood. I'll try.

The first phase of 'Ball
"Somebody better tell 'em!"
Wish we had been told.

Somebody better tell Bobby he's outta here!

 

[Dove]

I just re-read that article again, and can't get over how perfect a metaphor it is for this season.

We had a nice cake. We had most of the ingredients back from that nice cake.

The Chef decided to add rotten fish to the recipe.

Now we have a fish cake program.

No one likes to eat rotten fish cakes.

Chef needs to go.

Bonus Haiku:

Fish Cake Diaco
Red Pants are a distration
Crazy Person, yo

Please help a brother.
Where is this fish cake story?
I missed it before.

 

[BlueandOG]

Civil ConFLiCT lost
"No one tells us our rivals!"
Trophy on the bench

Wins and loses moot
RKGs and culture key!
Yo! Tulane is dope.

Seven years we wait
Finally BC plays us
F* this! Let's get drunk.

Wrong board-hang with me
Cuse at MSG, oh yeah!
BD kills hoops too

Wife upset with me
"Enough with UCONN-grow up!"
Never 'yard when buzzed

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

Please help a brother.
Where is this fish cake story?
I missed it before.

Just Google "diaco fish oil vanilla cake" and you'll learn how to make fish cake.

 

[Dove]

Just Google "diaco fish oil vanilla cake" and you'll learn how to make fish cake.

Thanks @HuskiesFan1014

lol and wow!

 

[Adios]

When Helfrich fired,
Oregon goes TMZ.
Hope UConn does same.

 

[bmayuc]

When Helfrich fired,
Oregon goes TMZ.
Hope UConn does same.

Forget TMZ
UConn needs a DMZ
Me v Diaco

Winter is coming
drumming up fan base support
Herculean task

Start with the BoneYard
Diaco is Cesspool-in-Chief
Football Board Aghast

I just had a kid
4 months old; Bright-eyed son
First Words: Fire Fish Coach!

Maybe a dream that was
Yoda speaks more clearly cuz
Diaco is nuts

 

[storrsroars]

Everybody wants a fishcake.

 

[Adios]

Forget TMZ
UConn needs a DMZ
Me v Diaco

Winter is coming
drumming up fan base support
Herculean task

Start with the BoneYard
Diaco is Cesspool-in-Chief
Football Board Aghast

I just had a kid
4 months old; Bright-eyed son
First Words: Fire Fish Coach!

Maybe a dream that was
Yoda speaks more clearly cuz
Diaco is nuts

Benedict is dumb.
Dude has no grasp of UConn.
SEC no-lives.

Oh, Larry McHugh!
What the beep do you ingest?
Give me some too please!

 

[Adios]

We start quarterback,
Sought by JMU, Forham.
Coach says he's Dan O.

 

[Adios]

Coach Bob Diaco,
You remind us of Tom Cruise.
Please find UFO.

 

[huskymedic]

What is it w/ coaches and cakes?

Brett McMurphy ‏@McMurphyESPN 18m18 minutes ago
Charlie Strong: “I baked the cake at Texas. Now it’s Tom Herman’s job to put icing on the cake & win a lot of games"

Are we just missing the icing/frosting

 

[storrsroars]

What is it w/ coaches and cakes?

Brett McMurphy ‏@McMurphyESPN 18m18 minutes ago
Charlie Strong: “I baked the cake at Texas. Now it’s Tom Herman’s job to put icing on the cake & win a lot of games"

Are we just missing the icing/frosting

Bob's cake recipe is actually for lavosh. There's no leavening, so it's just gonna stay flat and flavorless.

 

[#BleedBlueFam]

What is it w/ coaches and cakes?

Brett McMurphy ‏@McMurphyESPN 18m18 minutes ago
Charlie Strong: “I baked the cake at Texas. Now it’s Tom Herman’s job to put icing on the cake & win a lot of games"

Are we just missing the icing/frosting

Everybody likes cakes! Cakes have layers!