February

[OkaForPrez]

What a disgrace to the Gregorian calendar. Its a travesty you get to sit next to March, you Judas. Thank god you're too lazy to try for a 29th day. Hurry up and move along with your Marmot holiday and your insufferable card, candy and diamond company money grab. Seriously. Piss off.

 

[UConnStats]

Don't let Demarcus Cousins see this

 

[Dove]

Judging from your solo junkets to the Bahamas and Husky games by yourself me thinks you should look into e-Harmony.

 

[OkaForPrez]

My divorce went final less than a month ago @Dove. I'm in the kid in a candy store phase.

 

[August_West]

My divorce went final less than a month ago @Dove. I'm in the kid in a candy store phase.

Hitting up the Tinderellas I hope.