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[QUOTE="8893, post: 3312775, member: 93"]
For some reason I will never understand, Halloween is Mrs. 8893's favorite holiday and she has always gone overboard with decorations, props and candy, etc.  For me, it has historically been a good excuse to get drunk on a weeknight.  When our kids were younger and trick-or-treated in our neighborhood, we would trade off with one of us escorting the kids around and the other staying home to hand out the candy.  One year she bought a bunch of fake rubber brains and decorated the candy tray with them, and she left me at home with strict instructions to greet the trick-or-treaters at the door by holding out the tray and saying "Do you want candy...OR BRAINS!!!"  Being suitably buzzed, I really got into character and played it up when the odd kid from across the street came to the door with a friend of his.  They both looked at each other incredibly when I offered the brains and they grabbed them and stuffed them in their bags and ran off.

I was scolded severely when Mrs. 8893 came home: "You idiot!  They weren't supposed to take the brains!!!"
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