Favorite Comedy Sketch

[KennyD]

 

[MTHusky]

Who's on First, Abbott & Costello

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Rick James, bitch

 

[M.S.G.]

I'm just a dolphin ma'am.

 

[M.S.G.]

 

[8893]

 

[KennyD]

 

[billythekid]

 

[Dove]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooeeeeeeeeesss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [looks at test] yeeelloooooooooooow liiiiiiiiiiiighhht mean?"

 

[Deepster]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooeeeeeeeeesss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [looks at test] yeeelloooooooooooow liiiiiiiiiiiighhht mean?"

Not a sketch.

 

[Dove]

Not a sketch.

Damn.

 

[Waquoit]

Tie between parrot and cheese sketches for me.

 

[Dove]

Here's a contender...

 

[storrsroars]

Oddly, I can't find a video of it, but it was probably the only good thing the otherwise forgettable Gary Kroeger did while he was on SNL.

The sketch was simply that he was at a doctor's office in a tall building and told he had only 5 minutes to live and to make it the best 5 minutes of his life. So he's all wound up to do something positive before he dies and gets on the elevator. And a kid gets in the elevator and punches every button on the way down.

 

[Aluminny69]

Freshman year of UConn - Stamford Branch. They had a console record player in the student lounge. So, I left my copy of Burns and Schreiber comedy album, including the Jewish Cab Driver and Irish Catholic Conventioneer bit. After a few weeks, several students had the entire 20 minute bit memorized. It was very funny, but not PC in the least. You can find the album version on Youtube, but here's a somewhat cleaned up version for TV. I still laugh. It brings back memories for me. Brilliant comedic timing.

 

[Aluminny69]

Here's the second part from the record. Do not listen if you are easily offended. Do listen if you like to laugh. (Only the first joke is a repeat of the previous video.)

 

[storrsroars]

Not sure how many know this, but Jack Burns used to be George Carlin's radio and comedy partner.

 

[Aluminny69]

Not sure how many know this, but Jack Burns used to be George Carlin's radio and comedy partner.

Jack Burns also tried to replace Don Knotts when Knotts left the Andy Griffith show in 1965. Burns was not well received. ( hard to replace a legend.) Sad to learn that Burns passed away this year, at the age of 86.

Jack Burns - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[M.S.G.]

Always loved this