Exhibition Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Colonoscopy
Makes exhibition game seem
Like Christmas morning

 

[Rocktheworld]

Coach Bob Diaco
Cannot ruin my weekend
Basketball is here

 

[methodology]

Cologuard no more colonoscopy needed just poop in a box

 

[rayrayfor3]

Jalen its your turn
Diaco makes my eyes bleed
Ollie lift me up

 

[Dove]

OctoberFest Hoops
Vance Jackson is in da house!
Chargers won't like him.

 

[CL82]

I hate the red pants,
But basketball is now here.
I love the new kids.

 

[Stainmaster]

Waiting for the first
Fire Kevin Ollie thread.
My guess? At halftime.

 

[CL82]

41 to 3?
I am still shaking my head.
KO, please save us.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

A game already?
I'm still eating tomatoes
And riding my bike

I hear you saying
"It's just an exhibition"
What about the Cubs?

Too early, I say
It's not even Halloween
Or Election Day

Check with me next week
I'm sure I'll be ready then
Now, Erector Square

Oh OK, enjoy
I expect a full report
and "Go you Huskies!"