zls44
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"Syracuse and Pitt suck because they're running away."
"Herbst and Pendegrast suck because they're in the press box instead of on the red phone with John Swofford."
"UConn sucks because they're going to be playing Southern Miss in conference next year and all they'll talk about on TV is Brett Favre on the sidelines."
"DeLeone sucks because he calls a run on every first down play as if he's still at Syracuse."
"Pasqualoni sucks because he can't decide if he's wearing the glasses, or hanging them off his neck on the lanyard."
"The DJ sucks because he gets the crowd really loud but it ISN'T LEGIT OMG."
"Johnny MacEntee sucks because he's Johnny MacEntee."
"The other QB's suck because how can they not succeed with all of these other weapons Randy Edsall bequeathed them."
"Dave Teggart sucks because he can only hit 50-yarders."
Did I summarize what the rest of you are thinking? It's like reading the rough draft of a Mitch Hedburg stand-up.
They aren't shuttering the program, closing the stadium, and going back to FCS. Calm the heck down. They had precisely zero game-changing offensive players and a brand new system. What the heck did you really think was going to happen? Hmm?
"Herbst and Pendegrast suck because they're in the press box instead of on the red phone with John Swofford."
"UConn sucks because they're going to be playing Southern Miss in conference next year and all they'll talk about on TV is Brett Favre on the sidelines."
"DeLeone sucks because he calls a run on every first down play as if he's still at Syracuse."
"Pasqualoni sucks because he can't decide if he's wearing the glasses, or hanging them off his neck on the lanyard."
"The DJ sucks because he gets the crowd really loud but it ISN'T LEGIT OMG."
"Johnny MacEntee sucks because he's Johnny MacEntee."
"The other QB's suck because how can they not succeed with all of these other weapons Randy Edsall bequeathed them."
"Dave Teggart sucks because he can only hit 50-yarders."
Did I summarize what the rest of you are thinking? It's like reading the rough draft of a Mitch Hedburg stand-up.
They aren't shuttering the program, closing the stadium, and going back to FCS. Calm the heck down. They had precisely zero game-changing offensive players and a brand new system. What the heck did you really think was going to happen? Hmm?