Everything I Need to Know

[zymurg]

I learned in Nursery Rhymes. In that spirit I offer:

There was a little team that had a little dream right in the middle of the season,
But when they were good, they were very, very good,
But when they were bad, they were horrid.

 

[Dove]

Hickory dickery dock.
Gibbs ran out the clock.

Next time down
He does it again!

We all yell "what the frock!?!"

 

[Kitaman]

Little Jalen Adams
Sat on a bench
Eating humble pie
He put in his thumb
And pulled out an apology
And said "what a good boy am I!"

 

[joober jones]

There once was an Ollie who coached at a U
He had some many forwards, he didn't know what to do
He had no Hilton nor a Nelson named Ed
And tried to get the cheap fouling out of their heads.

 

[mauconnfan]

I know a guy we call ABrimah
Hey ladi ladi doe
Rebounds around him go to the other teamah
Hey ladi ladi doe
I had a dream he got a big board
Hey ladi ladi doe
But I woke up because I snored
Hey ladi ladi doe

 

[Gringo]

I know a guy we call ABrimah
Hey ladi ladi doe
Rebounds around him go to the other teamah
Hey ladi ladi doe
I had a dream he got a big board
Hey ladi ladi doe
But I woke up because I snored
Hey ladi ladi doe

That wasn't a dream....

 

[mauconnfan]

That wasn't a dream....

That was nice I agree.

Been a lot of chances since that video from many moons ago. And I think we were having fun with rhymes here not actual replies Gringo

 

[huskiesnyc]

Jalen was once the man on his team
Despite the good play that we've seen
Now his playing team is awfully lean
Hey Coach Ollie, stop being so mean!

 

[Gringo]

Jalen was once the man on his team
Despite the good play that we've seen
Now his playing team is awfully lean
Hey Coach Ollie, stop being so mean!

Jalen has never been the man on this team
Just look at his stats they are vey lean
He has big shoes to fill
and eventually he will
but KO is the one running the show

 

[mauconnfan]

Now a rhyme answering a previous rhyme - I like what you started zymurg - well done

 

[storrsroars]

Coach Kevin Ollie
Won't be so jolly
If UConn would miss the dance.
His demeanor is poor
His team needs a cure
So they stop shiatting their pants.

 

[mauconnfan]

In 2014 it was "KO" we liked to chant,
So much so thought we lost him to Durant.

Some of us older guys have trouble taking a leak,
some younger guys here just like to critique.

Many of them think KO is why we blow,
Can't wait until he makes them eat some damn crow.

Ya know!

 

[KingOPancakes]

There was a guard who liked to drive
and Jalen was his name-o
J-A-L-E-N
J-A-L-E-N
J-A-L-E-N
and Jalen was his name-o

He'll help us on our quest for 5
and Jalen was his name-o
(clap)-A-L-E-N
(clap)-A-L-E-N
(clap)-A-L-E-N
and Jalen was his name-o

Then one day he decided to clown*
and Jalen was his name-o
(clap)-(clap)-L-E-N
(clap)-(clap)-L-E-N
(clap)-(clap)-L-E-N
and Jalen was his name-o

And KO said "Sit your down"
and Jalen was his name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-E-N
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-E-N
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-E-N
and Jalen was his name-o

He's playing more, he'll be just fine
and Jalen was his name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N
and Jalen was his name-o

Let's win in Houston for the 2nd time
and Jalen was his name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
and Jalen was his name-o

*allegedly

 

[August_West]

So Ive got nothing to add. I went looking for a Nursery Rhyme I could co-opt for this thread on this comprehensive Nursery Rhyme index.
http://nursery.zelo.com/

Scrolled through the list and noticed that there is a nursery rhyme called " I love little P@#$y "

I read it. I never heard of it before. I will be leaving work for the day.

 

[David 76]

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man called Purvis,
Whose dives to the hoop made everybody nervous.
Then one day he was going for the win
but out of bounds, he had 3 toes in

 

[OkaForPrez]

There once was a team whose highs were so high
it was clear how far they could go,
but no matter the day
30 minutes they'd play
while the other 10 minutes were low.
"What a joke! What a Mess!
I can't deal with this stress!"
said the fans as they watched the team slide.
But oh what a crime,
to ignore all the time
that the team had instilled them with Pride.
How quickly the 'yard
tarnished up their fan cards
with "fire our coaching staff" folly.
Put down your sticks
Is it March yet you pr ic ks?
Have some faith in our coach Kevin Ollie.

 

[huskiesnyc]

The husky blue AAC record isn't too pretty
Especially considering these directional schools should be cupcake city
There is still time for us to right the ship and win a 5th ship
Sometimes I think our kids need an old JC punch in the lip
Lundari currently has the pups as a 9 seed
In the end of games it's Miller we should feed
That boy Shonn needs to 15 shots to eat
Hey, Nolan just fouled go take a seat

 

[KingOPancakes]

There once was a team whose highs were so high
it was clear how far they could go,
but no matter the day
30 minutes they'd play
while the other 10 minutes were low.
"What a joke! What a Mess!
I can't deal with this stress!"
said the fans as they watched the team slide.
But oh what a crime,
to ignore all the time
that the team had instilled them with Pride.
How quickly the 'yard
tarnished up their fan cards
with "fire our coaching staff" folly.
Put down your sticks
Is it March yet you pr ic ks?
Have some faith in our coach Kevin Ollie.

Want more rhymes from OkaForPresident
And imma let you do it, sir
In my book you're a legend
cuz that s&*t deserves a Pulitzer.

 

[auror]

Blaa, blaa, blocked shot,
Have you any points?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Two points full;
None for the opposing team,
And none for the string bean,
And two for the little boy
Who cherry picks from the opposing lane.

 

[Hankster]

There once was a player from Nantucket
Who always missed 2 feet from the bucket
He said with a grin whiling getting up and rubbing his shin
I'm only 7 feet! Ph**it.

I know there isn't anybody from Nantucket. How else was I supposed to start it?

 

[mauconnfan]

There once was a player from Nantucket
Who always missed 2 feet from the bucket
He said with a grin whiling getting up and rubbing his shin
I'm only 7 feet! Ph**it.

I know there isn't anybody from Nantucket. How else was I supposed to start it?

There once was a player from Raleigh
When missing layups looked like he was on Molly

???????

 

[TasteofUConn]

Am I the only one working to support the millions of EBT swiping, Red Bull drinking, Marlboro smoking throngs today? Come on guys, lil support.