Emmert Launches Investigation Into Why NCAA Didn't Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal

[prankster]

NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent College Admissions Scandal

 

[Ewekon]

Saw that from The Onion yesterday. Love it.

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

We don't deserve The Onion.

 

[g_smith]

You can just see in his eyes - he's plotting on how to ban UConn on something of much lesser severity than any other school committed.

 

[CL82]

There’s no way there isn’t some desperate millionaire out there willing to pay for his son to be a benchwarmer on a D1 team. To miss out on such a lucrative pay-to-play scheme goes against everything the NCAA stands for.” At press time, the NCAA had fined and suspended dozens of college coaches for not letting them in on the action.

Good stuff.

 

[Travelman6]

You can just see in his eyes - he's plotting on how to ban UConn on something of much lesser severity than any other school committed.

God he has a punchable face.

 

[the Q]

We don't deserve The Onion.

Flag on the play.

There’s only room for one misanthrope on the BY.

That role is already taken.