Fishy
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Honestly, I think the Horde has just given up. Writing for a newspaper is a crappy gig these days and those cats have checked out.
The lack of talent excuse is freaking insane - at least in terms of explaining the complete futility of the offense. Stony Brook rushed for 217 yards against Syracuse. We managed 12 yards. No, they're not the most talented team, but duck*, this crew could have Tom Brady and not move the ball.
We use a 166-lb running back as a tailback. We use that same 166-lb running back as a fullback. We have bigger people available, but those people are not use because who the duck* knows. McCombs must wake up on Sundays feeling like he got hit by a train.
I'm going to stop before I started on the trick play that separated Whitmer's brain from his spinal cord, but that would devolve into an 2,700-word HFD-style brain dump.
The lack of talent excuse is freaking insane - at least in terms of explaining the complete futility of the offense. Stony Brook rushed for 217 yards against Syracuse. We managed 12 yards. No, they're not the most talented team, but duck*, this crew could have Tom Brady and not move the ball.
We use a 166-lb running back as a tailback. We use that same 166-lb running back as a fullback. We have bigger people available, but those people are not use because who the duck* knows. McCombs must wake up on Sundays feeling like he got hit by a train.
I'm going to stop before I started on the trick play that separated Whitmer's brain from his spinal cord, but that would devolve into an 2,700-word HFD-style brain dump.