Dayton Game Day Haiku Thread

[CL82]

Two days in a row
Where haiku mojo thread late?
What happened Boneyard?

Back to back losses
Means I can post some haikus.
Hope I'm not rusty!

We lost two close games.
Does not mean season over.
Let's get the win here.

For mojo I say:
"Charlie V still has no pubes"
Classics never die.

So mush you Huskies
We're not losing to Dayton
Huskies for the win.

 

[B1GEast]

Oh Danny Boy stop
Don't get mad at the bad calls
Let the Huskies play

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Twelve hours to haiku
Can't blame boneyard mojo for
Piss poor performance

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Posh Alexander?
Again? Is he still playing?
Thought that guy was done

Dayton is no joke
Man up, and play tight defense
That will bring a win.

 

[6in25]

We SHACKED off Memphis
We SHACKED off Colorado
Time to SHAKE it off

Still holding my breath
At the direction of Tom
Now let's go UConn!!!