Dayton Game Day Haiku Thread

[CL82]

Two days in a row
Where haiku mojo thread late?
What happened Boneyard?

Back to back losses
Means I can post some haikus.
Hope I'm not rusty!

We lost two close games.
Does not mean season over.
Let's get the win here.

For mojo I say:
"Charlie V still has no pubes"
Classics never die.

So mush you Huskies
We're not losing to Dayton
Huskies for the win.

 

[B1GEast]

Oh Danny Boy stop
Don't get mad at the bad calls
Let the Huskies play

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Twelve hours to haiku
Can't blame boneyard mojo for
Piss poor performance

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Posh Alexander?
Again? Is he still playing?
Thought that guy was done

Dayton is no joke
Man up, and play tight defense
That will bring a win.

 

[6in25]

We SHACKED off Memphis
We SHACKED off Colorado
Time to SHAKE it off

Still holding my breath
At the direction of Tom
Now let's go UConn!!!

 

[Dove]

Victory awaits!!!
Just need to wait for midnight,
at the oasis.

 

[Dove]

Just six damned haikus.
We deserve what's coming now.
Mojo dying ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[huskyjawz]

The Flyers fly home
As the tourney last place team
Huskies winning 'gin.

 

[controlfade]

O for in Maui
This was def not expected
Let’s turn around this

 

[TerryBoyz]

Dayton Ohio
Birthplace of aviation
But not basketball

 

[Hey Adrien!]

The Boneyard needs some
Maui Wowie: be thankful,
but keep standards high!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Twelve hours to haiku
Can't blame boneyard mojo for
Piss poor performance

Not a fan of words
that can be counted two ways
They risk confusion

Hourglass figure
King Biscuit Flower Hour
Hourly updates

Those above sound two
What examples sound like "our,"
which is clearly one?

Not saying you're wrong
Just that I 'sound' diff'rently
And I count by sound

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Not a fan of words
that can be counted two ways
They risk confusion

Hourglass figure
King Biscuit Flower Hour
Hourly updates

Those above sound two
What examples sound like "our,"
which is clearly one?

Not saying you're wrong
Just that I 'sound' diff'rently
And I count by sound

Cut him some slack, Jack
His momma raised no dummies
"Iffy" isn't wrong

 

[jayteeman]

Dogs should be starving
And today its dinner time
Show them how you eat

 

[Icehawk]

Two losses Hawaii
UConn don’t like that at all
Let’s turn this train now

 

[mussels]

tomorrow we drink
we eat turkey and give thanks
for Huskies skid stop

 

[DALTX]

It's barely game day
23:59 start
Happy Thanksgiving

 

[TheShot1990]

Danny, calm and still,
No flopping, no shouting loud,
Peace in every breath.