David Benedict can't sleep

[superjohn]

Neither can I!

 

[4in16]

Neither can I.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Weird. I'm afraid to wake up and realize it was just a dream.

 

[coachcap]

Last night was the opening night of setback league with the wife at a local watering hole. Got home late & watched a DVRed show then went to sleep. If I had bothered to check the 'Yard before retiring, I'd have been up texting all night. This is a GREAT hire.

 

[Dove]

I spent the night laying awake coming up with ways to convince my wife to let me buy 2 season tix. She's a tough nut. I need to write a memo quantifying 10 good reasons.

 

[Hoophound]

You can buy cheap seats for like $150 each. Stash $300 cash, buy the tix, say someone at work gave them to you. You are very welcome.

 

[Dove]

You can buy cheap seats for like $150 each. Stash $300 cash, buy the tix, say someone at work gave them to you. You are very welcome.

Thanks...I'll aim for 2 tix at $600. Will be at Coyote Blue this weekend and will broach topic after 2 'ritas are in her.

 

[31GuardTrap]

I spent the night laying awake coming up with ways to convince my wife to let me buy 2 season tix. She's a tough nut. I need to write a memo quantifying 10 good reasons.

We could just kidnap you on game days

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I was feeling good about the hoops team following a second straight great game when the analyst said afterward "what a great time to be in Storrs! The basketball team is turning it around and the football team just hired away Auburns offensive coordinator!" I couldn't believe my ears!

 

[coachcap]

Thanks...I'll aim for 2 tix at $600. Will be at Coyote Blue this weekend and will broach topic after 2 'ritas are in her.

You have to train her/ My wife put the $ 100.00 down payment on HER credit card last week.

 

[cttxus]

Thanks...I'll aim for 2 tix at $600. Will be at Coyote Blue this weekend and will broach topic after 2 'ritas are in her.

Or, you could skip the 2 'ritas each, and the equivalent every week for the next 30 weeks, and you've got your $600 and 2 tix. Some things are just worth the sacrifice.

 

[Dove]

Or, you could skip the 2 'ritas each, and the equivalent every week for the next 30 weeks, and you've got your $600 and 2 tix. Some things are just worth the sacrifice.

Dove: "Honey bunny...look...6 or 7 UCONN football games or 30 margaritas here at Coyote Blue?!?"

Ten days later...

Priest: "We are gathered here today to lay Dove to rest where he will start his journey to eternal hell."