Discussion in 'UConn Football' started by superjohn, Jan 12, 2017.
Neither can I!
Neither can I.
Weird. I'm afraid to wake up and realize it was just a dream.
Last night was the opening night of setback league with the wife at a local watering hole. Got home late & watched a DVRed show then went to sleep. If I had bothered to check the 'Yard before retiring, I'd have been up texting all night. This is a GREAT hire.
I spent the night laying awake coming up with ways to convince my wife to let me buy 2 season tix. She's a tough nut. I need to write a memo quantifying 10 good reasons.
You can buy cheap seats for like $150 each. Stash $300 cash, buy the tix, say someone at work gave them to you. You are very welcome.
Thanks...I'll aim for 2 tix at $600. Will be at Coyote Blue this weekend and will broach topic after 2 'ritas are in her.
We could just kidnap you on game days
I was feeling good about the hoops team following a second straight great game when the analyst said afterward "what a great time to be in Storrs! The basketball team is turning it around and the football team just hired away Auburns offensive coordinator!" I couldn't believe my ears!
You have to train her/ My wife put the $ 100.00 down payment on HER credit card last week.
Or, you could skip the 2 'ritas each, and the equivalent every week for the next 30 weeks, and you've got your $600 and 2 tix. Some things are just worth the sacrifice.
Dove: "Honey bunny...look...6 or 7 UCONN football games or 30 margaritas here at Coyote Blue?!?"
Ten days later...
Priest: "We are gathered here today to lay Dove to rest where he will start his journey to eternal hell."
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