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Cuisines of the World, Ranked from Best to Worst

The best restaurant in any country I've been to is the best Italian restaurant in that country
 
wow, just wow....
the suits here took a little, nondescript, run of the mill post of mine, and turned it into it's very own thread. holy cannoli!
i feel like, like .....


or mebbe they didn't want me foulin up another thread.
( i would have voted for miss Kali, cuz,
well, east coast girls are hip,
i dig those styles they wear,
and...)
 
I find it kinda odd in summarizing "American Cuisine" that they include Honeycrisp Apples and Florida Oranges. Seriously ? That's not "American Cuisine"
 
This is pretty dumb, really. People like what they like. Very few things are really unique to one place.
 
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Well, I'm bastardizing some eastern Mediterranean tonight. Borrowing from North Africa, Middle East and maybe some Greek influences with a Shakshouka. Putting a twist using some cubed up and grilled acorn squash and egg plant to give it some more texture.
 
came across this from some chinese net outrage over the India ranking.
Cuisines of the World, Ranked from Best to Worst

has a ring of truth to my ears, overall.
they manage to rank 95 entries. impressive.
What are they outraged about? Indian food is freaking awesome and so varied.

A lot of people I've talked to are also misinformed about Turkish food only being take away but they have so many beautiful dishes. Greek food is also phenomenal.

Usa, Peru and Germany are over rated on this list. Serbian at 25 should be higher than Croatian. Hungarian is also better than Croatian.

Georgia, Romania and Thai are all under rated. Lebanon at 40, Ethiopia at 55 and Colombia at 71 is absolutley ridiculous and the best BBQ I ever had was made by Syrian friends, greatly under rated cuisine as well.

Overall rankings are pretty off.
 
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I did find it interesting that American cuisine was so high. American cuisine is practically a fusion of European cuisines.
 
Just spent two weeks in Italy.

Rome, Cinque Terre, Florence, Venice...day trips to towns in Tuscany.

Love Italian food...but, man did I miss American coffee.
 
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Where in Europe do you find this?



Should say primarily influenced by European cuisines. We do have some really good homegrown ones though.

The cinnamon roll is Nordic, but the chili is 100% ours. You are correct though, nobody else in the world is serving chili and cinnamon rolls.
 
What are they outraged about? Indian food is freaking awesome and so varied.

A lot of people I've talked to are also misinformed about Turkish food only being take away but they have so many beautiful dishes. Greek food is also phenomenal.

Usa, Peru and Germany are over rated on this list. Serbian at 25 should be higher than Croatian. Hungarian is also better than Croatian.

Georgia, Romania and Thai are all under rated. Lebanon at 40, Ethiopia at 55 and Colombia at 71 is absolutley ridiculous and the best BBQ I ever had was made by Syrian friends, greatly under rated cuisine as well.

Overall rankings are pretty off.
i agree that the rankings are 'pretty off.'
'murican food is the absolute best. so scary good that today, in certain parts of the globe, countries and cultures are actively working to prevent it's emergence locally. ya know, southern fried chicken, burgers, pizza as popularized here, peanut butter, mayo, ribeyes, swordish, fried cod, dungeness crab, apple pie, ice cream, hot dogs and beans, clam fritters, iceberg lettuce (that's a newer one), roast turkey, roasted peanuts, potato chips, mac and cheese, crab cakes, chicken nuggets (gross), chili con carne, fortune cookies, reubens, pot roast, meatloaf,
sub sammiches, pecan pie,,,,, here's a list
Eat Local in the United States of America
and of course, it's a complete swing and miss putting Lebanese food way down, since the honest food historian knows how foundational it is, with a complete spectrum of dishes from an appetizer to a dessert.

they are correct in elevating Japanese food to the top, and widely placing most asian cuisine not anywhere near the top, cuz, as often stated here, it's mostly bowls of slop. i wouldn't necessarily place Indian in that insulting categorization as they do have a few tasty wrinkles, but i also don't see epic and global broad distribution for an Indian brand of food franchising, like kfc, pizza hut, McDonalds, ....
no wonder some places are making laws prohibiting 'murican food.
doesn't matter, it's already over. the people have spoken!
and, all, please spare me the 'health' discussion on our food. that's a u problem, not an us problem if u can't eat in moderation.
twinkies, french fries, Texas bbq, Carolina bbq, ....
personally, and since day one, my numbah one fav thing to eat (hey china! where's the bread? hey world! where's the beef?) is *quality American cheese in a white bread sammich. mayo optional. numbah two is prolly the classic iceberg, tomato, and cucumber salad, served cold. yeppers, give me a meal of murican cheese sammich, that salad, and mebbe a ring ding for afters, and i'll be good every single time. kale tastes like butt, and milk comes from a cow, not an almond.
ketchup (catsup?), Buffalo wings, key lime pie, eggs benedict, bbq ribs, banana split, .....
one of ours not to be proud of is this mania of chicken and cheese. chicken parm was not created in Italy, even with their outstanding history. they find it gustatorily abhorrent. me too, and yet the chicken and cheese sammich grows exponentially here, and will soon hit the globe. hard. sad.
no other fresh thing with refrigeration turns so foul so quickly.
budweiser, coca cola, tunafish salad with mayo, corndogs, cranberries, blueberries, maple syrup, ....

*quality 'murican cheese. loosely, not the stuff coming in individual plastic wrap, tho i'll gladly eat that too if that's my only option. they've managed to make a pretty good one on that 'cheddarish' kind when used for melting.
 
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Just spent two weeks in Italy.

Rome, Cinque Terre, Florence, Venice...day trips to towns in Tuscany.

Love Italian food...but, man did I miss American coffee.
?????

The coffee in Italy is immensely superior that what you can get here. Amazingly, unless you hit a tourist trap, the cost is a fraction of what they charge here.
 
This is pretty dumb, really. People like what they like. Very few things are really unique to one place.
sure.
no Americas, no cranberries, blueberries, corn, potato, tomato, ...
good thing, cuz i wouldn't be rushing to eat buckwheat groat doritos.
spanishy foods are also outstanding.
 
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The coffee in Italy is immensely superior that what you can get here. Amazingly, unless you hit a tourist trap, the cost is a fraction of what they charge here.

I agree, but I also get it. We are accustomed to our 6-8oz cups of "watered" down coffee where Europe lives off the 1 oz at a time strong coffee. When I took my parents to Europe with my family this was my mom's exact reaction, she did not want espresso she wanted an American cup of coffee. To each his own. Me on the other hand would gladly take the less than $1 espresso over ours any day.
 
I agree, but I also get it. We are accustomed to our 6-8oz cups of "watered" down coffee where Europe lives off the 1 oz at a time strong coffee. When I took my parents to Europe with my family this was my mom's exact reaction, she did not want espresso she wanted an American cup of coffee. To each his own. Me on the other hand would gladly take the less than $1 espresso over ours any day.
Yeah but they serve a lot more than just espresso. You can get a caffe latte, cafe Americano, cappuccino, basically anything they serve at coffee shops here. All considerably better and considerably cheaper than what you can find here.
 
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and for your listening pleasure, i present 'the chickens' as they sing their wildly popular 'ode to chicken and pork.'
they're wildly popular, and iffn u look around with eyes wide open, u will see, garuntee, a world slowly growing addicted to eating mostly just those.

don't see it? hmmmmm,
what are you having for dinner this eve?
or lunch?

hey! i can hear you nervously looking at the floor.... i got good ears.
work a little pan fried trout or spaghetti and beefballs into the mix. or a lettuce, tomato, and cucumber sammich with cheese and your favorite dressing.
your body will thank you.

and, on a strictly taste opinion basis, i find chicken breasts to be nothing more than bird flavored cotton. no wonder that they have to do stuff to it to make it barely palatable.
fish steak, beef steak, and such? toss it on the grill unadulterated. tasty.
chicken breast? just toss it out the window if unadulterated.
 
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The coffee in Italy is immensely superior that what you can get here. Amazingly, unless you hit a tourist trap, the cost is a fraction of what they charge here.

I had coffee in local places all over Italy...if you like espresso...good for you...

I could get all the espesso, cappucino, etc, that I wanted...but not plain old coffee.

The closest you get is Americano...espresso with more hot water.

I missed my Sumatra, Kona, Blue Mountain....made my way.

And...I never, ever, was served water with ice...they don't do that.
 
I had coffee in local places all over Italy...if you like espresso...good for you...

I could get all the espesso, cappucino, etc, that I wanted...but not plain old coffee.

The closest you get is Americano...espresso with more hot water.

I missed my Sumatra, Kona, Blue Mountain....made my way.

And...I never, ever, was served water with ice...they don't do that.

That's exactly it. Even if you order the cappuccino, latte, etc. It is still espresso based. I think I remember reading somewhere that the Italian espresso is 7g coffee beans to make a 1 oz. espresso. American coffee is something like 10g coffee beans for a 6oz cup.
 
My best experience was one morning sitting on Republica Piazza in Florence at the Caffe Concerto Pankowski . The elegant and historic place sent me a silver pot of real american coffee with my morning pastry.
 
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If you expect everything to be like it is here, maybe you are missing the point of traveling.
 
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If you expect everything to be like it is here, maybe you are missing the point of traveling.

You know, it is OK to prefer coffee over espresso....

I think most folks expect cuisine to differ around the world...but that still does not deny preferences.

While i have enjoyed curried goat in a village in Jamaica, and food from street stalls in Mexico, Olongopo, etc....I really don't like the hot peppers of Ethiopian food, am not a fan of hummus....Heck, I did not like Poutine which I tried in Maine summer before last.

And to many, Ramps, a western North Carolina dish, are not enjoyable. They have a pungent taste.
 
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If you expect everything to be like it is here, maybe you are missing the point of traveling.

It's been 13 years, and they may not have Maxwell House or weak "donutshop" blends, but I don't remember having trouble finding regular old medium bodied coffee in Italy. Particularly in the cities.
 
There really is no such thing as "medium bodied" restaurant Italian coffee...none are brewed. All are derivations of espresso...you can call a cappucino a medium body coffee but it isn't really coffee. It is an espresso derived creation.

American coffee and commercial Italian coffee really are two different beverages...it's OK to have a preference.

Italian coffee is stronger in taste and has more caffeine per ounce....Cuban coffee is also espresso based but sweetened.
 
Can we all agree, a fruit is not "cuisine"? Honestly, neither is coffee.
 
You know, it is OK to prefer coffee over espresso....

I think most folks expect cuisine to differ around the world...but that still does not deny preferences.

While i have enjoyed curried goat in a village in Jamaica, and food from street stalls in Mexico, Olongopo, etc....I really don't like the hot peppers of Ethiopian food, am not a fan of hummus....Heck, I did not like Poutine which I tried in Maine summer before last.

And to many, Ramps, a western North Carolina dish, are not enjoyable. They have a pungent taste.
While i have enjoyed curried goat in a village in Jamaica,
ok, this brought back a funny memory, having to do with my affinity for the noble cheese sammich.
anytime i travel outside our nifty fifty, it's always not long before i crack and have to hit a super or such to get some normal and familiar food, and away from such delicacies like fried warthog offal sauteed in a delicate bernaise, or that lovely 'charcutery' (really, really don't like that word. seemingly, it only pops up in places east of the Hudson and south of mt greylock.) with pickled monkey brains and smoked giraffe horns.
so, hanging around Jamaica for a few weeks, based mostly in Ocho Rios, i'd only been there for a few days before my local cuisine meter hit "enough!' time to find a stop and shop! (that never works almost anywhere in crapistans). things were sketchy in the big towns there (they always are) and i was warned off going to MBay to find stuff.
say what? im from Bridgeport, so forget that. i find something that looks like a store (usual world crowd outside of it - 'got change? got change? and im pretty sure leprosy is still around), i go in, and find it - a normal bread, a block of normal cheese, it looked like velveeta or some kind of cheddar, and a jar of helman's. i jump back in the car with my pals, who never left the car becuz they were not from Bridgeport, rip the bread, whack off a chunk of cheese, add the mayo, and party on. now im set for the adventures ahead becuz i got my staples -cheese, bread, yogurt, under my control back at the villa in chez overpriced.
within a nanosecond, those car people were like 'that looks good, don't hide it, divide it.'
Jamaica, part deux deux. new local pal tries to discourage my typical interest in getting out there and all up in it. let's head for the hills, i say.
he sez, not good, mon, gets weird up there.
off we go. he insists on driving. 'hill preachers, voodoo doctors, aki -here we come!' at a typical crapistan location, where 2 dirt roads intersect, ubiquitous drink seller on a corner, stop signs, we're stopped and a teenager (mebbe not, mebbe 12) tosses a gallon sized ziploc full of cocaine, thru my open window, and onto my lap (bud sez, 'told u mon, up here it gets weird'). i freak abit, immediately wing it back at him after making certain it was closed as it would have gone from bad to worse if it spilled out all over the place, and now some posse would try to chase us to make good. he floors it, we roll out, and i say a prayer.
people often ask me whistfully, aboot some far off place id been and they always hoped to go. i always say 'u ain't missing nuthin. just watch that natgeo Amazon River thing on ur jumbotron, grab some snacks, be thankful that u won't be getting the runs in aboot 5 minutes, leave ur wallet on the coffee table, and thank the good lord that a vastly superior drink of water is right there, at the end of ur hosepipe.
that's a really big sorepoint for me, the fact that almost everywhere not here, the water really, really, sucks. bigtime.
imma water Rockafeller. foreign stuff, except mebbe in north Italy or that Van place near the caucuses, really, really blows chunks. wears u out. i'd rather be in Arkansas.
note: when im in charge, the coffee is always chock full o nuts, folgers, 8 o'clock, or maxwell house and such. it's good to the last drop, and them folks been doing it for over a century, so they got it down right.
 
Can we all agree, a fruit is not "cuisine"? Honestly, neither is coffee.
it isn't? then why are soo many dishes with pineapple often called 'Hawaiian whatever?'
there are a pantload more of examples.
 
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