Creighton Limerick

[Blue Blood]

The once was a big from Mizou
Who's arms and legs didn't often know what to do
It turns out being Just Big was true

 

[Samoo]

There once was a team from Nebraska,
Whose fate was unsure so I'll ask ya,
When a guy named Adama
Makes Kalk cry for his mama,
Will they not wish they were from Nome, Alaska?

 

[BGesus4]

There once was a team off the bat,
Coaches thought could contend for the nat,
But Maui preceded reckoning days,
No one knew what to say,
But, “uh, I don’t know about that”

 

[Tyler2Rings]

The Boneyard provides the team mojo
Gameday threads on non-gamedays are no-no
The mods locked it in time, one more day til we rhyme,
And Kalkbrenner is dunked on by Sanogo!

 

[Palatine]

There once was a player named Kalk
Who felt the need to trash talk
told the player of the year
to stick it in his ear
and now Kalk is an outline of chalk.

 

[Deepster]

Don’t blame me for this loss.

 

[Madmannsucks]

There once was a guy from Nantucket.
NVM

 

[tjhusky]

Hope this doesn’t ruin the mojo, but I asked ChatGPT to write a Limerick about beating Creighton and embarrassing RK.
Not great but not bad either. (I promise I wont use it again)


UConn played some basketball greats,
Creighton just couldn't keep up the pace,
With a win that was bold,
Their game was gold,
Victory for UConn, what a race!


The Huskies of UConn did win
Against Creighton, the score did spin
The ball was a blur
As they made their score
And victory left them with a grin!

In basketball, UConn did prevail,
Against Creighton, they did not fail,
Adama Sonogo took the floor,
And Kalkbrenner was shown the door,
With embarrassment, he turned pale!

 

[WeAreUCONN]

Creighton coming to town
Oh wait, we play there
The script is upside down
They’ll beat us up high
They’ll bury us down low
Our bigs are just too slow
We’ll launch Hail Mary’s
One after the other
Miss after miss
It won’t get any better
Daddy’s home and we’re in trouble
Back on the perennial tourney bubble
UConn UConn UConn

 

[Kolumbo]

There once was a hoop chump from Creighton
Who's game was so bad he ain't datin'
The Huskies were gunnin'
He went home runnin'
And was crowned the king or master of batin'

 

[QDOG5]

Don’t blame me for this loss.

Me neither.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Not for nothing but (due to this thread) I hope it was purely coincidental that our January funk started when the limericks started and seems to have disappeared when the limericks stopped.

This thread may have doomed us.

 

[Malamute]

A Jay is no match for a Hawk
Same for Adana’s son Kalk
Beware of the beard
Cause that frosh is not scared
To show them we’re still the chalk

 

[Deepster]

Not for nothing but (due to this thread) I hope it was purely coincidental that our January funk started when the limericks started and seems to have disappeared when the limericks stopped.

This thread may have doomed us.

No limerick against Marquette?
Big win.

Mojo idiots.

 

[Vancat]

Wow we really killed that, didn’t we

 

[jibsey]

Don’t Be Waitin‘ On Creighton
So Go Tell Your (Paw)
It’s A Rottin’ Day For Fans
In Omaha

 

[tjhusky]

Some think limerick mojo’s a bust
Could be that we’ve shaken the rust
The refs will be fair
Once the ball’s in the air
It’s crunch time! In Hurley I trust.

(Original. No AI involved, but also no real intelligence involved
)

 

[Deepster]

No, no. Keep posting them. What do I know?

 

[Huskyforlife]

No, no. Keep posting them. What do I know?

Are you taking the judge spot back? I feel like the mojo stuff is all you post about anyways.

 

[Deepster]

Are you taking the judge spot back? I feel like the mojo stuff is all you post about anyways.

Nope.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

If we ever bring hangings back we need to start with everyone who posted a limerick during this season.

 

[Deepster]

If we ever bring hangings back we need to start with everyone who posted a limerick during this season.

At least one person gets it.

 

[WeAreUCONN]

Creighton coming to town
Oh wait, we play there
The script is upside down
They’ll beat us up high
They’ll bury us down low
Our bigs are just too slow
We’ll launch Hail Mary’s
One after the other
Miss after miss
It won’t get any better
Daddy’s home and we’re in trouble
Back on the perennial tourney bubble
UConn UConn UConn

Damn I nailed it.

 

[Deepster]

Damn I nailed it.

A limerick is only five lines. AABBA. Jesus.

 

[WeAreUCONN]

A limerick is only five lines. AABBA. .

Thanks but I think outside the box.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

A limerick is only five lines. AABBA. .

u said sumthin aboot my momma on this matter in another thread.
the last one who did that here is now facing at least 5 years in home confinement, and only gets to go out to the store to pick up a sack of huggies.
be advised. life gets stale real fast when all u can ever purchase is a bag of poop cloths. no jawbreakers, no lobster fra diavolo, no corvettes, nuttin.

wait, i just remembered that ur a jets fan, never mind.
the spirits got my back.

 

[Deepster]

Thanks but I think outside the box.

Thanks but it’s still not a limerick.