Creighton Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

Last year at Gampel,
when UConn hosted Creighton,
the guy next to me

shared homemade jerky.
Doubt he is on The Boneyard,
but I salute him.

Tonight will be tough,
but nowhere near as tough as
homemade beef jerky.

 

[Leebo]

Why always blue jays?
There are other colors, man.
Green? Pink? Burnt... umber?

 

[Chosen]

Tough game coming up
Practice for March basketball
The Huskies will win

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Two dollar beer night
Gampel rockin, UConn rolls
Creighton takes the loss

 

[bluestreak]

Tonight Huskies growl
Birds are P I T A but
Bluejays fly away

 

[RedStickHusky]

Huskies in a walk
Shutting down the fearsome Kaulk
Number one, no balk

 

[Waquoit]

Game after reaching
1 is always a toughie.
Hope the Jays are cold.

 

[storrsroars]

There will be many
Lead changes tonight but the
Math says: Kalk-you-lose

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

We hit number 1
Without Donovan Clingan
We are really good

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Donny's favorite
Big East city? Omaha
And so, we get Raf

Count your syllables
It's attention to detail
That leads to success

 

[Rico444]

Donny's favorite
Big East city? Omaha
And so, we get Raf

Count your syllables
It's attention to detail
That leads to success

Speaking of, how many syllables does 'favorite' have? I've always said it with 2.

 

[Dove]

Blue Jays are birds that
love shelled peanuts and cracked corn.
Huskies crack Jay skulls.

 

[RedStickHusky]

How many syl'bils?
With a flexible skill set,
Just those that you need.

 

[Kolumbo]

Dog watching is fun
They run, jump, bite from the sky
Low flying birdies

Huskies are running
Scoring inside, outside, arc
Spitting feathers, woof

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Speaking of, how many syllables does 'favorite' have? I've always said it with 2.

Sir, this thread is for
Haikus. Please return with the
Appropriate prose

 

[Rico444]

Sir, this thread is for
Haikus. Please return with the
Appropriate prose

I apologize,
this was not the thread for that
semantic question

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Last year's disrespect
Of Adama's a no-go.
Kick rocks Kalkbrenner!

 

[dingaling]

Maybe Cling Kongs Back
With a knee to Kalks Nutsack
2 dollar beers cracked

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I apologize,
this was not the thread for that
semantic question

Great recovery
As to your query: Eschew
ambiguity

I say fav-or-ite
But your pref'rence is fav'rite
Some folks look it up

While on the subject
"Saint X-ay-ve-yer" sponsors
Local radio

 

[huskyjawz]

Local ordinance
Deems jay-walking illegal
And Creighton gets pinched

 

[RedStickHusky]

Maybe Cling Kongs Back
With a knee to Kalks Nutsack
2 dollar beers cracked

the thing about art
whether high brow or down low
you see it and know

 

[RedStickHusky]

The Husky Haiku
Origins Remain Shrouded
Why not Limericks?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The Husky Haiku
Origins Remain Shrouded
Why not Limericks?

Take my word for it
Whether by link or your search
The reason is clear

 

[TheChamps990411]

Last year at Gampel,
when UConn hosted Creighton,
the guy next to me

shared homemade jerky.
Doubt he is on The Boneyard,
but I salute him.

Tonight will be tough,
but nowhere near as tough as
homemade beef jerky.

The big man is back
Champs are #1 again
The run begins now

 

[FfldCntyFan]

The Husky Haiku
Origins Remain Shrouded
Why not Limericks?

F all limericks
They caused a slump last season
A hanging offense

 

[RedStickHusky]

F all limericks
They caused a slump last season
A hanging offense

Only a question
Certainly not to suggest
Mea culpa, me