Creighton game haiku

[XLCenterFan]

I'm hatin' Creighton
Cannot wait for two o'clock
Get right tour resumes

 

[jayteeman]

Bird on the menu
Chew hard on both sides til done
Expel tomorrow

 

[Umami Zen]

Omaha has steak
Huskies have onions-Not fake
Huge win.. Piece-a-cake!

 

[Kolumbo]

Away on the range
where deer and antelope play
Huskies making hay

 

[Dove]

Nebraska winter.
Huskies mushin' hard again!
Springsteen on our side.

 

[Malamute]

Feast on team Big Mac
Donovan plays a big role
Huskies win tight game

 

[Jorgensen]

Bluejays are small birds
Unlike Hawk, a bird of prey
Destroying their home

 

[mussels]

Trash talking Bluejays
annoy Mr Sanogo
mistake, big mistake

 

[HuskyHawk]

Huskies and Bluejays
The saga will continue
UConn victory

 

[Hey Adrien!]

It starts with defense:
Marquette game was lock-down mode.
Jackson shuts it down.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Donovan Clingan
Please report to the main stage
Donovan Clingan

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Peyton Manning called
‘Omaha! Omaha!’ to
Audible a play

The UConn players
Will call Omaha ’Our House!’
When thrashing Bluejays

 

[BlueJayFan]

Seven straight. Packed house.
If you win you’ll deserve it.
Not gonna happen

 

[jibsey]

Don’t Be Waitin‘ On Creighton
So Go Tell Your Pa
It’s A Rotten Day For Fans
In Omaha

 

[Son of Robert]

Seven straight. Packed house.
If you win you’ll deserve it.
Not gonna happen

Real good rivalry
Creighton always tough at home
UConn still winning

 

[Austin316]

Big road game today
Need to limit turnovers
It’s road kryptonite

 

[huskyjawz]

Winning felt so good
Finally against Creighton
Let's do it again

 

[huskyjawz]

Don’t Be Waitin‘ On Creighton
So Go Tell Your Pa
It’s A Rotten Day For Fans
In Omaha

Seven Five Seven
Four syllables bad mojo
Hans you are needed

 

[OkaForPrez]

Seven straight. Packed house.
If you win you’ll deserve it.
Not gonna happen

Creighton fan haiku
How does this impact mojo?
It’s up to the gods.

 

[Umami Zen]

Kalk says he is best
Adama says-He fails test
Jays should rest in nest.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Creighton fan haiku
How does this impact mojo?
It’s up to the gods.

Yeah, I'm with you here,
But: possible best poster
from a rival team.

 

[karstenkibbe]

Radar shows bird strike
Warren Buffett will agree
Dogs own Omaha

 

[storrsroars]

I actually
Thought BlueJanFan liked baseball
Up in Toronto

Now that I've learned he's
A Creighton fan I hope that
He's a good loser

 

[Scottobot]

With mojo regained
Huskies are unstoppable
So hot nets catch fire

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I'm hatin' Creighton
Cannot wait for two o'clock
Get right tour resumes

At first I worried
Was I reading "resumés"?
The tour continues

 

[XLCenterFan]

Resumés won’t work
There’s too many syllables
You should know that Hans

At first I worried
Was I reading "resumés"?
The tour continues

 

[David 76]

Blue Jays are a pest

Let's throw them out of the nest
UConn shows it's the best

 

[XLCenterFan]

Seven straight. Packed house.
If you win you’ll deserve it.
Not gonna happen

You are a loser
And a bum and a dummy
Bum bum bum bum bum

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Don’t Be Waitin‘ On Creighton
So Go Tell Your Pa
It’s A Rotten Day For Fans
In Omaha

What the living fork?
Haiku thread is welcoming
But haiku has 'rules'

As noted above
Line one 5, line two 7
Line three back to 5

And three lines, not four
Too late for you to edit
Please write a new one

Metaphoric-ly
It's an offensive rebound
Of your own missed shot

When putback goes in
You've corrected your error
And scored for the team

Something, anything
Keep it simple; do it now
Tipoff is at 2

Do not get fancy
Five, then seven, and then five
Just a layup drill

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Resumés won’t work
There’s too many syllables
You should know that Hans

Yes, I wrote, "At first..."
And then worked my way through it
And then I clicked Like

Step into my shoes
Counting every haiku
Is not so simple