Creighton Game Day Haiku

[Husky Alien]

Bluejays at home, ugh!
Creighton fans will be real loud
UConn might lose this

 

[Hey Adrien!]

It's not a cold spell.
The best is ahead of us.
"Hello? It's WIN-TAH"

 

[Dove]

Off to Nebraska.
January funk rolls on
And we win, of course.

 

[TheShot1990]

Stop blowing bunnies
Ross and Stew, each more than 2
Hit the frees, please, please!

 

[JSB60]

Blue Jays always tough
We need to play much better
To beat them out there

 

[mussels]

Oh man Alien
Eight syllable second line
right out of the gate

 

[Lafayette]

Omaha tonight
Steaks sizzle, team dinner means
We win and come home

 

[HuskiesFourLife]

They’ll be chanting “F Hurley”
but they’ll file out early
Flashbacks to Liam
They remember that surely….

 

[Umami Zen]

Quad One away game
Win twenty-one/Why we came!
Hoss reclaims nickname..

 

[BlueandOG]

We need Deepster to
make an anti-haiku post.
It will seal a win.

UConn at Creighton
is a great winter match-up.
Let's bring home the win!

 

[Waquoit]

Huskies in the midst
Of an opposite season
Comfortable win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Bluejays at home, ugh!
Creighton fans will be very loud
UConn might lose this

If line two was right
I'd have to Like this haiku
I dislike line three

Please correct line two
And maybe change line three's vibe
Though that's your option

 

[Husky Alien]

If line two was right
I'd have to Like this haiku
I dislike line three

Please correct line two
And maybe change line three's vibe
Though that's your option

Line two is right now
My insight is just not right
Having not good thoughts

UConn is away
Fans will be loud and raucous
Huskies silence them

 

[Deepster]

Seriously. Every game I shake my head at just how stupid these are.

And I can just picture you all reading them out loud and counting the syllables on your fingers like a bunch of tards.

 

[TheShot1990]

Seriously. Every game I shake my head at just how stupid these are.

And I can just picture you all reading them out loud and counting the syllables on your fingers like a bunch of tards.

This one was actually funny

 

[Samoo]

Blue jays try to roost
Big dogs bark beneath the branch
Fly away, Huskies win

 

[RedStickHusky]

Without Kalkbrenner
I may care a little less
Still, I care enough

 

[RedStickHusky]

We need Deepster to
make an anti-haiku post.
It will seal a win.

The professional
Pooper in others' corn flakes;
Not funny, just wrong

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Don’t argue with fans
Danny, focus on the court
The team needs your fire

Creighton tough at home
Put it all together and
Pocket a road win

 

[Son of Robert]

Blue Jays always good
Omaha, tough place to play
UConn with answers

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

We may be the worst
Number two team of all time
So I have been told

 

[Woof 101]

F-Bombs bound to rule
For a jesuit school yikes
God no longer rules

 

[Alum86]

State with lots of corn
In the land of Tom Osborne
Win it at the horn

 

[Kolumbo]

corn country is not
Northeast basketball where the
UCONN HUSKIES WIN!

 

[jayteeman]

Hand healed of Solo
Assassins Braylon Silas
Leave Bluejays grounded

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Blue jays try to roost
Big dogs bark beneath the branch
Fly away, Huskies win

Line three runs too long
Ditch a single syllable
And stoke the mojo

This one was actually funny

Well, Deepster liked it
But, of course, it's not haiku
Don't be distracted

They’ll be chanting “F Hurley”
but they’ll file out early
Flashbacks to Liam
They remember that surely….

Also not haiku
Then again, Deepster loved it
He's all about him