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You all got it wrong. Below is my primer for those who haven't read The Game of Thrones (NCAA Hoops Version):

House Targaryen = UCLA. An old clan of usurpers that took leadership during a brief period of unparalleled power, then coasted for a while upon its past reputation for wizardry, and ever since has been wandering in the wastelands of obscurity.
House Lannister = Kentucky. Currently led by a brilliant yet ruthless leader who switches his allegiance according to whatever way the wind is blowing.
House Tyrell = Duke. Beloved of the masses, strongly prefers man hugs, and wholeheartedly believe that their posterior emissions smell like roses.
House Baratheon = Indiana. Most famous leader was once expected to don the Wizard of Targaryen’s mantle, but his personal temper and internal family dissension weighed the House low.
House Arryn = Kansas. One of the oldest families. Alas, its longevity is perhaps its most notable accomplishment.
House Martell = Arizona. Reside in a hot, barren desert populated with hot women. The latter is their most notable accomplishment.
House Stark = UConn. Constantly under siege from all quarters, betrayed by wards raised as members of the House, pecked at by opportunistic members of a clan known as the Hoarde, …. Yet, they’re never defeated, never give up, and never surrender. They’re destined to rise highest of all.


Uh oh, the Targaryen's are going to become waaaaay more relevant again. Hopefully UCLA doesn't fit that mode.
 
I see us more as a Daenerys Targaryen, over-looked and an underdog, but starting to rise and getting people to talk about us. Our dragons are our basketball programs.

(I haven't read the books so please don't spoil future happenings.) :)
 
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