Conference shuffle - why is UCONN dead in the water

[boog204]

JLeves post is spot on imo... We don't exactly have the best product to offer at this point. And if football is the driving force, we're clearly not going to be as attractive as other schools given our curtain circumstances.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

We've tried being good at sports. Got us nowhere. They took a couple of choking dogs from central New York and dickknuckle, Pennsylvania. We tried being good at academics. They took a school that hands out coloring books.

Where are we falling short? We're basically trying to impress a bunch of old white men from the south and midwest? What do they like, aside from bourbon?

Yep, it all comes down to . We have a gap.

Somehow we have to close the gap. We need more better .

We bring the , we'll get the call.

We need a professional dance team at every event - even dopey stuff like swimming, field hockey and tennis. Wardrobe malfunctions will be the rule, not the exception. You come to a UConn event, you leave with an eyeful.

I call it Operation Nip Slip.

I like it!

It gives us a reason to start a women's water polo team.

 

[Adios]

I like it!

It gives us a reason to start a women's water polo team.

That's not the only one.

There's and vaginas all over that screen after that video is done.

Apart from all these nip slips, our dance team is not good enough? I wish they'd all donate themselves to me!