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Columbus Wild Dogs (Semi off-topic)

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New indoor football team. Unis look crazy but I mention it here because they managed to pull off the dog on the crown look much better than we did.


Call of the Wild Dogs helmet.jpg
 
If we were going to have the Call of the Wild helmets, that's the way to do them. That dog stripe was just weird. I was happy to see them go because I associated them with an incredible stretch of futility, but apparently it wasn't the helmets.
 
Our version was AWFUL. It was the Bob Diaco of football helmets. I don’t love these, which were likely a takeoff on ours, but they are not totally dopey.
 
Our version was AWFUL. It was the Bob Diaco of football helmets. I don’t love these, which were likely a takeoff on ours, but they are not totally dopey.
LOL at Bob Diaco being a metaphor for suckiness. It works.
 
Even kids in impoverished third world nations wanting to play American Football would turn down wearing The Call of the Wild Helmets. They’d be like “ Thanks but no thanks. I’m going to stick with this spaghetti pot I took from home.”
 
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This is worse than ours. Don’t like the bloodshot eyes look for college kids.
 
The red/orange eyes make it look like Jabba the Hutt.
 

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