I’d vote for Ed Cooley. Took a mediocre career at Providence and turned it into a multi-million dollar raise AND got to get out of Providence to boot. Bonus points for over Providence in the process. To paraphrase JFK, ask not what Ed Cooley can do for you, but rather ask what can you do for Ed Cooley. Give him the award. He earned it.
Solid job distracting the troops with a post that rather responsibly lays out your personal case for voting Cooley. A better than usual offering.
HOWEVER, you reverted to the norm with this flat-footed attempt at a victory lap -
Don’t follow Coach of the year that closely but yeah. I think maybe he should have.
You've angled yourself in a bid toward popularity in the only desperate way you can imagine, inviting UConn fans to join your cynicism, knowing that we're naturally predisposed to the catnip of pessimistic sarcasm.
Cooley gets $3 million per Big East win (best attributed to efforts by his wife & agent), and you feast on Likes you can count on your two hands, while tossing salt into the Ollie wound after the thread on that got locked, and further running with your disrespectful NOOB crap elsewhere.
You put your efforts into recruiting bad energy here. Sometimes it strikes a chord.
Enjoy this time with your head poked out of the wormhole and gear up for diminishing returns.
If you're a betting man, take the over on swifter, deeper, darker, nastier negativity from younger and more creative trolling talent. You'll be fumbling in a lonely world of irrelevance soon enough.
Roll around in the leftovers of your spicy Super Bowl Doritos. This has been your 2024 peak: appealing to this fanbase's historical insecurities immediately after the BE Regular Season is clinched.
The resultant rise within one week to the #2 ranking signals the renewed climb with some Avis-like "We try harder" energy.
You don't have it in you to chose and commit to backing a real winner and risk experiencing authentic deep emotions in a caring community, no matter how the season plays out one game at a time. I don't even "feel sorry for you."