Cincy Haiku Thread, Bearcat? WTH is that?, Take ‘em down fellas.

[Mano]

Leprechaun-in-Chief,
Comes for a luckless visit.
Make it so Huskies!

Erroneously
I thought that we were at home
Such is not the case.

Let’s invade 5th/3rd
And go steal his pot of gold.
Rah rah sis boom bah!

 

[HawkHusky]

Cincinnati sucks
First round tourney exit kings
Cincinnati sucks

 

[Adios]

Cincy last won the title,
When Malcolm X was alive.
That is kind of cool.

 

[8893]

The lollipop guild,
Bearcats eat skyline chili;
We steal win today

 

[UConn_Top_Dog]

Jalen declares war;
Rough, tough battle in Cincy.
Midget tempers flare.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

ESPN2
A channel that I can stream
Test Chromecast TV

All I got for now
But didn't want to forget
Coming down with cold

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Cincy last won the title,
When Malcolm X was alive.
That is kind of cool.

Lop 2 off line one
for five seven five form
"No Cincy title"?

"Since" instead of "When"
Same meaning, but fixes things
Your call, your haiku

 

[ClifSpliffy]

g'day. xiong mao?
endangered. Stutz too! das it.
take off you hosers.

(australocanuckian)

 

[Adios]

Lop 2 off line one
for five seven five form
"No Cincy title"?

"Since" instead of "When"
Same meaning, but fixes things
Your call, your haiku

Damn chemicals mess
Up the brain's ability
To be coherent.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Damn chemicals mess
Up the brain's ability
To be coherent.

In re chemicals:
Medical? Industrial?
Recreational?

 

[Adios]

In re chemicals:
Medical? Industrial?
Recreational?

Medical. Bow wow,
Bow wow wow wow bow wow wow.
Huskies better win.

 

[CL82]

Skyline Chili is
crime against humanity.
Chili and pasta?

Angry Leprechaun
who can not get past the first
weekend of tourney.

Still thirteen and three
deserves respect. A big win
for UConn Huskies.

Liking Jalen at
point. Frees up Gilbert to score.
UConn surprises.

 

[CL82]

g'day. xiong mao?
endangered. Stutz too! das it.
take off you hosers.

(australocanuckian)

 

[mussels]

Thirteen and thirteen
All time series tied for now
Tonight dogs take lead

 

[Migs]

Let's get back to back
Love to see mini me pout
Is cockburn pubeless?

 

[Adios]

Oh, Steven Enoch!
Why did you leave us behind?
And play for a CC?

 

[Madmannsucks]

Bearcats are good, yes.
But I got the format down.
Mojo is a thing.

 

[intlzncster]

Round of thirty two.
Mick chokes on four leaf clovers.
Round of thirty two.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'deserves respect. Big win' = 6 syllables.......fail.

 

[Son of Robert]

River flowing north
sunshine streaming thru the trees
all is well in Storrs

Unity of five
joined together by strong bonds
just like our brothers

Triumphant horns blow
opposing forces humbled
seasons are reborn

 

[Doctor Hoop]

In re chemicals:
Medical? Industrial?
Recreational?

I wont interrupt
Your ongoing therapy
With basketball talk

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Oh, Steven Enoch!
Why did you leave us behind?
And play for a CC?

Because we don't know
How to use a smooth skilled big
With great potential

Haven't you always
Heard that we are guard central?
Big guys know it too

 

[BlueandOG]

Sad that the Bearcats
Are among our best rivals.
How the mighty fall...

 

[BlueandOG]

My name is Hurley;
Look on my works, ye Mighty,
and despair - mo-fos!

 

[CL82]

River flowing north
sunshine streaming thru the trees
all is well in Storrs

Unity of five
joined together by strong bonds
just like our brothers

Triumphant horns blow
opposing forces humbled
seasons are reborn

These are beautiful.
Like the howl of a husky.
Poet laureate?