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cttxus said:
This whole car wash thing is hilarious to me. Can you imagine if we end up being tipped off to a certain P5 invitation from a dude at the car wash? Maybe I'm just getting a little delirious at this point but I can even envision someone (Pal?) writing a cult, short story about the whole sordid affair . . . "Twisted Tails: Jonathan the Husky's Improbable Tale of Survival".
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Know what would be even crazier? If the poster actually had valid information from real sources and he's using the cover story of some car wash to pass on legitimate information in the most farcical manner possible. Rather than pretend you have real sources and be coy, come up with a cover story that is so whacked that real information can be interlaced in to the story line and not be seen or trusted.
 
Chin Diesel said:
Know what would be even crazier? If the poster actually had valid information from real sources and he's using the cover story of some car wash to pass on legitimate information in the most farcical manner possible. Rather than pretend you have real sources and be coy, come up with a cover story that is so whacked that real information can be interlaced in to the story line and not be seen or trusted.
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Wait. His story is whacked? The most reliable source in conference realignment, @Athlete94, is untrustworthy? He's not been wrong yet!
 
Chin Diesel said:
Know what would be even crazier? If the poster actually had valid information from real sources and he's using the cover story of some car wash to pass on legitimate information in the most farcical manner possible. Rather than pretend you have real sources and be coy, come up with a cover story that is so whacked that real information can be interlaced in to the story line and not be seen or trusted.
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I know that when I have information that would be gold to journalists/college administrators/TV execs I immediately post it with a cover story, anonymously on a blog targeted towards one school's particular fanbase.
 
This is your connection at the carwash?. Now I know why it was buzzing.

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Athlete94 said:
My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...
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You are F'en killing me!!
 
You guys do know that athlete94 is really Fishy throwing gasoline on the CR fire so as to get more views. Someday we will all find out that all these "tweeters" are really Fishy and Tom getting paid due to all us suckers. :rolleyes:
 
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Chin Diesel said:
Know what would be even crazier? If the poster actually had valid information from real sources and he's using the cover story of some car wash to pass on legitimate information in the most farcical manner possible. Rather than pretend you have real sources and be coy, come up with a cover story that is so whacked that real information can be interlaced in to the story line and not be seen or trusted.
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Ahhhh...that makes the most sense. I was going to suggest working in reverse by checking the guy's coffee cup at the next visit. Then wait in the lot at said coffee shop before appointed time the following week to see who his contact is. What could go wrong?

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Let this guy know you will wash his car in his driveway and even marry his ugly daughter if he is right
 
cttxus said:
This whole car wash thing is hilarious to me. Can you imagine if we end up being tipped off to a certain P5 invitation from a dude at the car wash? Maybe I'm just getting a little delirious at this point but I can even envision someone (Pal?) writing a cult, short story about the whole sordid affair . . . "Twisted Tails: Jonathan the Husky's Improbable Tale of Survival".
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I propose a screenplay for a story of galactic intrigue.
 
pj said:
Wait. His story is whacked? The most reliable source in conference realignment, @Athlete94, is untrustworthy? He's not been wrong yet!
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sportsart said:
You guys do know that athlete94 is really Fishy throwing gasoline on the CR fire so as to get more views. Someday we will all find out that all these "tweeters" are really Fishy and Tom getting paid due to all us suckers. :rolleyes:
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So, now not only is the story an allegorical tale but the informants user name on this board is actually a spin off to provide cover for another anonymous name. The plot thickens, the storyline of deceit get woven more tightly.
 
Athlete94 said:
My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...
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Can you send this info in a tweet next time so we can file it in the appropriate thread?
 
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At this point, I don't care where the rumor is coming from. It is threads like this that keep us coming back to this forum every 5 mins to look for updates. Hopefully, something good will happen to UCONN for once. We seriously need some good news or I think something crazy will happen to this fanbase :)
 
WestCoastHusky said:
At this point, I don't care where the rumor is coming from. It is threads like this that keep us coming back to this forum every 5 mins to look for updates. Hopefully, something good will happen to UCONN for once. We seriously need some good news or I think something crazy will happen to this fanbase :)
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Big 12 not expanding IS good news for UConn.
 
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NC_Uconn_Fan said:
So, neither of you work at this car wash, but happen to meet up at the same time to discuss realignment. Sounds about right.
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We seem to be on the same car washing schedule I guess. He is a nice guy, we chat Huskies and Demon D's and I only take it for what its worth.. If nothing else, it give me hope.
 
Chin Diesel said:
There's a guy who works at a car wash. One of the patrons at the car wash is a "in the know" WF person. Our UConn guy knows the guy who knows the guy and sometimes the guy who's in the know lets the other guy in on a few realignment nuggets. That guy sometimes passes those nuggets on to our guy.

It's very simple.
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It gives new meaning to the legal axiom known as third person hearsay.
 
these threads are annoying.

you're not getting an inside scoop from a guy you see at the car wash on occasion.
 
huskypantz said:
We should rename the realignment board "The Car Wash". If this comes to fruition we need to memorialize this. Maybe a Boneyard meme-opedia?
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How about a Thread called The Car Wash..Home of realignment rumors.
 
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junglehusky said:
Ugh, I guess it doesn't save your custom text when you create the url, which is lame. Anyway here's what I came up with:

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Just when I think "ok, I am done with following this for the week because I can't sleep, eat (lie) or concentrate on work", THIS...pulls me right back in. Dag nabbit!!
 
Athlete94 said:
My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...
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Your guys doesn't happen to go by a name of Russell does he?
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Posts like this just make me feel like we are being made fun of.
 
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