Caption this...

[huskymedic]

 

[DCUconnfan]

"No worries, Dave. I'm only in this for the paycheck - this conference was doomed from the start. I'm doing a pretty good acting job though, huh?"

 

[UC1995]

“Really... I’m not mad!”

 

[Skiblets]

You mad bro?

 

[Woof 101]

"Davey, myself and many feel your pain. 10 mill to get out, 10 mill to get in and possibly another 10 mill for Ollie. Heck the damn mill rates are going up everywhere."
OR
"Dave I'd like you to have this as a parting gift. It's a first run of Tito's new sour grape vodka."

 

[UCFBfan]

Aresco: "No hard feelings. I mean your football team really stunk, huh? We did just lock in your most valuable properties, your basketball teams but you understand it's for the best of the conference. I mean, Tulane, Tulsa, ECU just love how much you've done to influence the higher TV deal"

Benedict: "Don't touch me. Go to hell. Let me know how that renegotiation of the contract goes without us in the conference."

 

[billybud]

"No Tie?...oh right, you've cut them all"

 

[SubbaBub]

Hold me up, I don't have water in this bottle.

 

[emshorts]

so Dave, a horse walks into a bar...….
he says to the bartender "have you heard that UConn is leaving the AAC"
the bartender says "so why the long face"

 

[jdb50]

Mr A., "Holy Christ I would rather eat great pizza and seafood than barbecue any day and besides you have Bear's. It's way too hot in Dallas /Ft Worth. I will be back shortly. You made the right move."

 

[huskyrob1]

"UMASS"

 

[uconnflyer88]

Did you know you can save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

 

[Uconnalliance]

Dave how long before football goes away?

 

[cttxus]

DB: "So, all the formalities are over and everybody is heading to the clambake, and now you want to talk? Nice. That about sums things up perfectly between us. This conference eats lobster on UConn and we help pay the bills. Have a nice life Mike. See ya."

 

[Exit 4]

I didn’t call you back - ever- because my phone plan is maxed out- let’s talk 8/1

 

[tjhusky]

Aresco: It’s not you it’s us Dave
DB thinking: You’re darn right it’s you.

 

[Guapo]

Mike Aresco (not mad) speaks with UConn AD David Benedict

 

[CL82]

DB: "Crimeny, I can't wait to get away from this bag."

 

[Alum86]

“Well I’ll be....your face matches the one on the back of this milk bottle.”

 

[Kolumbo]

I'll just down this bottle of vodka and keep calling C-USA...

You ever seen a grown man naked? You like movies about gladiators?

 

[LBird33]

Hey DB. Jus wanna let you know since you messed up my conference contract I’m gonna take this bottle and put it where the sun don’t shine !

 

[uconnphil2016]

Hopefully Aresco is telling him that wearing a polo with a blazer is a rough look

 

[Hoophound]

It’s a lot worse with the top button done too.