Looks like a 2 hour lunch tomorrow at at sports bar. Go Huskies!
Or he'll figure you're drunk slurring and give you a Peroni.Order some Perunas. That's the name of Smoo's shetland pony (not a Mustang) mascot. Peruna was a popular patent medicine tonic hawked by traveling salesmen in the late 1800's/early 1900's. The bartenders will look at you like you're crazy, so here's the recipe:
did someone fart?