Can someone explain to me

[31GuardTrap]

herr perfecto: yo fierze are fierce but yo dont recognize, hoping for 180 turnabout, why bother? {proven stiffs stay stiffs and make stiffs out of hopers)

if dis industrial corporation, wit all shannanigans witnessed by world Fall 2014; the entire organization chart pertaining to anything foosilbal from top to bottom would have been mezmerized, synchronized, kembasized, euthonized, hypnotized, atomized, mechanized, itemized, jeperdized, vandalized, pulverized.

A new mgmt team of team players would have passed assessment centers methodology and installed to halt the embarr-assment pronto as in early last Nov.

Huh?

 

[Perfect Hair]

I'm afraid to ask what he is trying for.