Call It The Portly American Conference

[zls44]

Houston
Boise St
Cincinnati
UConn
USF
UCF
Louisville
Rutgers
Air Force
Navy
SMU
Temple

Because people don't like to be called "big" or "oversized" or "geographically uncomfortable".

 

[junglehusky]

The Twister conference... Right leg in Texas. Left hand in Connecticut. Right hand in Idaho. Left leg in Florida.