Butler Limerick

[OkaForPrez]

There once was a bulldog named blue
so loved that our fans loved him too.
What a shame that the lad
fronted a team so bad
they could not even score 42.

 

[Umami Zen]

There once was a team rated three in the polls
Coach Dan says 4 trophies were their goals
Hinkle-A tough road test
Our bench-Among the best
The Yard no longer a place for the trolls.

 

[QDOG5]

There once was a school in north Indy
That is three hours south of a city that is windy
The Huskies are blowing into town
Soon all bulldog fans will frown
Again Sanogo is from Mali not Burundi

 

[Mister P]

Butler plays in a gym called Hinkle
Where one can order ice cream with a blue and white sprinkle
The Huskies went in and won
To continue the march to be ranked #1
While Jonathon was happy to leave a victorious tinkle.

 

[Kolumbo]

Speed of lighting, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
old blue is an underdog
Jonathan merely taking a jog
Winning, leaving the crowd in awe and wonder

 

[storrsroars]

The Bulldogs play a five man rotation
But that won't work against UConn Nation
They'll be so exhausted
Their emotions so frosted
They won't even enjoy masturbation.

 

[Kolumbo]

There once was an old man named Finkle
Who use to ball in an old gym called Hinkle
He'd say with a grin
As he wiped his chin
Do it do it Finkle want some dinkle

 

[Malamute]

There once was a team of nine
Who could stop and pop on a dime
With a monster on the bench
Who plays so immense
This could be the end of Boeheim