Butler Haiku

[Dove]

Regional accents
Affected my syllables.
Mojo not ruined.

I get it H.A.
But sayin' and readin' are
Two different things.

 

[Kolumbo]

non-sporting dogs suck
UConn has tough Working dogs
Huskies pull the sled

 

[Deepster]

But let's remember
Huskies are twelve and one with
the haikus in place

When it most matters
final fours demand haikus
If not for Dyson's.....

No mojo burn here
doomed. Huskies are just plain doomed
Lose that 'Yard gem too?

If these things worked, we’d have 15 titles running. Is that 17 syllables?

 

[mussels]

Watch, learn, grasshopper
Six shows that haiku does work
no haiku, no six.

 

[DALTX]

Five assists, seven
rebounds, and 17 points
Which Husky is it?

 

[jayteeman]

Worthy goal for dogs
Undefeated starting now
Has never been done

 

[TheChamps990411]

We cannot be stopped
Even when the game is aired
On lame ash Peacock

 

[storrsroars]

If these things worked, we’d have 15 titles running. Is that 17 syllables?

Then nothing works. No
Reason for the Trinity.
Or jurrges or you.

 

[OceanDoggie]

UConn plays tonight
Locked behind Peacock's blue gate
Fans sigh across town

Jump shots and free throws
Subscription wall blocks their roar
Alumni want voice

Campus echoes fade
Paywall hides the hometown court
Stream keys should unlock

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Can a poster be
Locked out from the Haiku thread?
I have candidate

It’s all in good fun
If you think it silly or
Useless, then don’t post

Time to go One-Oh
In the league, and spend the year
Where we belong - first.

 

[Deepster]

5-0 for the anti-haiku. The bandwagon has plenty of room.

 

[TheShot1990]

5-0 for the anti-haiku. The bandwagon has plenty of room.

You violated
Your own Haiku theory
With your post of U’s

So thank you a lot!
For proving that Haiku works
You kept streak going!!!

 

[Deepster]

Listen. The whole Boneyard Mojo thing started with wings and Rolling Rocks. I'd bet less than 5% of the people eat wings before a game and you all just decided the "lucky beer" was coincidentally your favorite beer.

The Judge hung the 5 posters who picked Duke to beat us in 1999. You selectively now decide to ignore or chastise the annual hangings.

Now I tweak a supposed "mojo" that a) doesn't work consistently and b) didn't work last season.....and I'm a villain?

Get off your high horses and open your eyes.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Deepster cast himself
To star in his own screenplay
I choose to ignore

 

[Ewekon]

Listen. The whole Boneyard Mojo thing started with wings and Rolling Rocks. I'd bet less than 5% of the people eat wings before a game and you all just decided the "lucky beer" was coincidentally your favorite beer.

The Judge hung the 5 posters who picked Duke to beat us in 1999. You selectively now decide to ignore or chastise the annual hangings.

Now I tweak a supposed "mojo" that a) doesn't work consistently and b) didn't work last season.....and I'm a villain?

Get off your high horses and open your eyes.

Where is Swami, anyway?

 

[Deepster]

Where is Swami, anyway?

I believe he got banned like a year ago. I talk to him daily off-Yard.

 

[Ewekon]

I believe he got banned like a year ago. I talk to him daily off-Yard.

ahhh....did not know. Thanks