Butler Haiku

[UCLJ0211]

We still doing these?
Last one created conflict
My vote is for yes

Battle of the dogs
Butler improved, but tonight
Huskies bite harder

 

[Deepster]

These things don't matter
blah ba dee blah
We're 4-0 with the anti-haiku mojo in place.

 

[storrsroars]

These things don't matter
blah ba dee blah
We're 4-0 with the anti-haiku mojo in place.

And we've failed in the
Big Dance with your supposed
Mojo "leadership"

So what? You seem a
Small man bent on ruining a
BY tradition

We don't need you here.
What's a Matta for U will
Lose regardless, Scrooge.

 

[Son of Robert]

Keeping it real here
Butler not a pushover
'A' game every night

 

[Deepster]

And we've failed in the
Big Dance with your supposed
Mojo "leadership"

So what? You seem a
Small man bent on ruining a
BY tradition

We don't need you here.
What's a Matta for U will
Lose regardless, Scrooge.

Don't be so short sighted. This is 4-0. Maybe the new haiku is the anti-haiku.

Remember...it works if you think it works.

 

[6in25]

Big East play begins
Bulldogs are Huskies' first test
UConn dominates

 

[Hey Adrien!]

It's Big East game time:
fav’rite con’frence in all sports.
Butler: a win, please.

 

[Dove]

Battling Huskies.
Hurley's team serving a win!
Buttling Huskies.

 

[storrsroars]

Don't be so short sighted. This is 4-0. Maybe the new haiku is the anti-haiku.

Remember...it works if you think it works.

Which is why I think
Sidney Sweeney was the real
Mojo last tourney.

More importantly
You've removed the humor of
Sprungfeld's pedantry.

 

[Waquoit]

Apropos, first game
After colonoscopy
Is against Butler

 

[Ewekon]

These things don't matter
blah ba dee blah
We're 4-0 with the anti-haiku mojo in place.

But let's remember
Huskies are twelve and one with
the haikus in place

When it most matters
final fours demand haikus
If not for Dyson's.....

No mojo burn here
doomed. Huskies are just plain doomed
Lose that 'Yard gem too?

 

[RedStickHusky]

Big East season starts
Have not been seamless of late
But this year we roll

No conference games
Can add to our resume
But they could hurt it

 

[Samoo]

The Butler did it,
A suspected underdog
The line doesn't lie

 

[mussels]

Kicking and screaming
I caved in and bought Peacock
Now I’m glad I did

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

It was not Pretty
Fifty Three to Forty One
Kemba's Run Complete!

 

[TheShot1990]

U C O N N
UConn UConn UConn U!
Let’s Friggin go Dogs !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Husky Alien]

Bulldogs and Huskies
First Big East game this season
Let the fun begin.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

These things don't matter
blah ba dee blah
We're 4-0 with the anti-haiku mojo in place.

Self-delusion and
self-aggrandizement fuel your
continued descent

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

It's Big East game time:
favorite conference in all sports.
Butler: a win, please.

Even "con-frence" would
Result in line 2 error
Unless "fave-rit" too

I suggest that we
eschew ambiguity
for highest effect

Haiku is teamwork
The coaches, players, and fans
All pulling the sled

It's little things, like
free throw repetitions, that
produce excellence

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Even "con-frence" would
Result in line 2 error
Unless "fave-rit" too

I suggest that we
eschew ambiguity
for highest effect

Haiku is teamwork
The coaches, players, and fans
All pulling the sled

It's little things, like
free throw repetitions, that
produce excellence

Regional accents
Affected my syllables.
Mojo not ruined.

 

[TribecaHusk]

Butler is okay
But the Huskies are better
We should pull away

Start Mullins again
But this time for Solo Ball
Play him with Stewart

 

[Tyler2Rings]

"Trophy Club, Texas"
What other place could produce
A "Finley Bizjack"?

 

[Samoo]

Regional accents
Affected my syllables.
Mojo not ruined.

When your syllables
Are in question for haiku
Use apostrophe

 

[Lafayette]

Let’s play clue tonight
The Butler in Hinkel room
Caught with no defense

 

[Dove]

Self-delusion and
self-aggrandizement fuel your
continued descent

Deepster's "Look at me!!!"
Persona has struck again!!
Ego stokes the fires.