Butler Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

The Huskies have more
Weapons and tools than Batman's
Utility belt

Wouldn't that be weird
if that utility belt
included a Wrench?

 

[jayteeman]

One tip for Butler
The bulldog gets a marking
And it's gonna smell

 

[El Obrero]

One thing they won’t say
When this one is decided
The butler did it

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Big Christmas party
tonight at 7. No fear,
DVR is set

I have to wait 12
more hours for Husky action
The struggle is real

 

[Waquoit]

Hurley's tape measure
Shows team rim is same height as
Others (slam) dunked on

edit in parens

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I have to wait 12
more hours for Husky action
The struggle is real

Ambiguous words
Which rhymes best, "ours" or "sours"?
I just avoid them

Not saying it's wrong
I gave the effort a like
But it made me work

Have fun at party
Tis the season to record
And avoid discord

 

[ThetaZoo]

Big East Basketball:
Just a phrase? No, poetry.
Savor the moment.

Butler has no chance
Jimmy Chitwood won’t show up
UConn with twelve 3’s

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Hurley's tape measure
Shows team rim is same height as
Others dunked on

Blessed & bless-ed, yeah
But dunked isn't like worsted
So far as I know

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

About what I do here:
Ignored Content haiku posts
Aren't commented on

 

[TheChamps990411]

Big East Basketball:
Just a phrase? No, poetry.
Savor the moment.

The Big East is back
The Butler will not do it
Its the cocaine bear.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

About what I do here:
Ignored Content haiku posts
Aren't commented on

"About my work here"
Was what I thought I'd written
How embarrassing

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Time to get it on
Big East foes will quake in awe
At Husky Showtime

 

[Waquoit]

I know many were
Ready to say "I told you"
Better luck never