Butler Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

Big East Basketball:
Just a phrase? No, poetry.
Savor the moment.

 

[awfuldan]

Since the Kemba chip
We have dominated them
Today, once again

 

[tcf15]

Cocaine bear treks on
Visiting Indiana
To shred the Bulldogs

 

[CL82]

UConn at Butler:
There’s one thing we know for sure,
Will be a dogfight.

And in a dogfight,
When Huskies versus Bulldogs,
The Huskies will win.

So far this season
We’ve beaten all opponents.
No need to stop now.

 

[elmcityboy]

holiday parties
i will have to sneak away
to watch my huskies

 

[storrsroars]

Don't look at us man
We only have ten starters
Ah ho! Huskies rout.

Obscure reference
To obscure Beatles song on
Yellow Submarine

 

[OkaForPrez]

Charlie Sheen was the
original cocaine bear. Just
say no kids. Winning!

 

[Vuce]

Hinkle’s awesome but
Gordon Hayward ain’t playing
Huskies keep rolling

 

[Umami Zen]

The first Big East test
Rowdy Hinkle-Bring our best
Butler- Is Mid-West.

 

[Kolumbo]

at Butler you say?
if it don't start with Caron
then that dog won't hunt

it's Ovid covid
Win the game get out healthy
Huskies fight and win

 

[drayenob]

Butler is better
than they've been the last few years
UConn still will crush

 

[Apollo]

Big East opener!
And based on both team’s mascots,
should be a dog fight

 

[Zissou]

The Big East beckoned
Winning a title, they reckoned
Instead just second

 

[Rocktheworld]

Boo to all haiku
Limerick is the new way
Don’t kill the mojo

 

[Son of Robert]

Destiny ahead
#1 in the BIG EAST
One game at a time

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Charlie Sheen was the
original cocaine bear. Just
say no kids. Winning!

Line 2 counts as 8
Only one syllable off
Sometimes it happens

Behold, wrath of Hans
Men tremble in fear of it
And avoid haiku

This is much shorter
Than my tome to @HuskyHawk
It's pretty simple

I count as a fan
Subvocalizing while I'm
tapping my fingers

Five, seven, then five
But what if it doesn't work?
I quote and Reply

My haiku Reply
seeks to point out and correct
Like a coach who cares

I dream of a thread
in which all haiku nail it
It's never happened

100%
Free throw shooting: elusive
Still, a worthy goal

Haiku can relax
Haiku can increase tension
Zen meets OCD

Before I post this
I check my counts one more time
Anxiety swells

Hinkle Fieldhouse in
Indianapolis is
Where we notch win 12

Breathe in and breathe out
Count each syllable once more
Pause, and Post reply

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The Big East beckoned
Winning a title, they reckoned
Instead just second

Shoo shoo Wildcat blue
8 syllables in line 2
Simply will not do

 

[David 76]

Seems like forever
Since we last played basketball
Gussied keep winning.

 

[David 76]

That should be Huskies
It was a silly typo
Now I can relax

 

[WeAreUCONN]

We’ll dominate Butler near or afar
The bulldogs would be a lemon if they were a car
A broken down pos
UConn rolling up with determination and grit
Here comes the Ferrari out of the garage
We’ll pummel them to the beat of sabotage
The Beastie Boys are here
Go run and hide
Cause this car is reaching fifth gear.
UConn UConn UConn Pride

 

[HuskyHawk]

Butler at Hinkle
Huskies bring not a sprinkle
It’s going to rain

 

[OkaForPrez]

Line 2 counts as 8
Only one syllable off
Sometimes it happens

My second offense.
Clearly I’ve gone soft. Forgive
me gods of mojo.

 

[QuickDraw]

Huskies on a run
must win for the big east crown
Uconn takes them down

 

[Waquoit]

The Huskies have more
Weapons and tools than Batman's
Utility belt