Butler game day Haiku

[Husky Alien]

Another big east
game. Battle of the dogs, noon.
Huskies win again.

 

[CL82]

UConn-Butler at
Historic Hinkle Fieldhouse.
Huskies get the win.

Huskies fight Bulldogs?
Seems like I've heard that before.
Result is the same.

So mush you Huskies!
Let's get a Big East road win.
We're movin' on up!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

First, we beat the Zags.
Then, Butler defends their court.
Same Bulldogs, old tricks.

 

[Chosen]

Saturday game day
Men and women play today
And we get two wins

 

[QuickDraw]

Bulldogs go away
Huskies take you down at home
not a chance today

 

[Doctor Hoop]

No clever musings
On today’s Butler Bulldogs
Just finish them off

Tails between their legs
Indianapolis bound
The bad dogs chastened

 

[DALTX]

Indiana dogs
Are no match for UConn dogs
Happy Hollandaise

 

[bluestreak]

Bulldog v Huskie
Better Come out aggressive
Take care of business

 

[6in25]

I sit and ponder
What’s a perfect winter day?
The answer is clear

Snow falling outside
A hot coffee in my hand
And a Huskies win

 

[Martin84]

You rang said Butler?
The Huskies run the Bulldogs
Blue yelp Victory

 

[Son of Robert]

Down for a "nooner'
I'd rather have a real one
but no babes in sight

 

[TheShot1990]

Huskies don’t let up,
Foot stays on gas, whole season,
Champions endure strong.

 

[BlueandOG]

I sit and ponder
What’s a perfect winter day?
The answer is clear

Snow falling outside
A hot coffee in my hand
And a Huskies win

Perfect winter day?
I see your coffee and raise
You a few cold beers.

I like snow when it
Blankets a Vermont ski slope.
Otherwise, no thanks.

One thing that unites
All UCONN Husky hoops fans;
A big win. Let's go!

 

[Samoo]

The butler did it
Became the second victim
Huskies killing it

 

[BlueandOG]

My wife, angry, asks,
"Shoveling the driveway soon?"
I sigh, pause, then say,

"I am working on
A passion project right now.
The driveway can wait."

"Are you off your nut?"
She replies in a hot huff.
"What passion project?"

"UConn haiku, babe."
I say with a grin and wink.
"It brings them good luck."

Exasperated,
She says, "Mom was always right,
I like crazy men."

I look at her and
Say, "Please grab me a beer on
Your way to shovel?"

 

[storrsroars]

Butler on four game
Skid. Huskies make it five. Add
More syllables here.

 

[RuffRuff]

Hinkle Dinkle Doo
Bulldogs got nothing on you
Stop the three, woopee!!!

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies don’t let up,
Foot stays on gas, whole season,
Champions endure strong.

Time to fix haiku
Before Hans see it and barks
Third line need to fix

 

[Scottobot]

Why game on Peacock,
Good bye seven ninety nine
Worth it if we win

 

[Dove]

I don't get Peacock?
Found out I don't get Peacock.
Alas, no Peacock.

 

[Dove]

Time to fix haiku
Before Hans see it and barks
Third line need to fix

Champions is two ticks
on the haiku rhythm scale.
That's how I sound it.