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It was a brutal dance of sweat and desperation, UConn and Purdue clawing at each other like drunks in a last-call brawl. The ball bounced wild and wicked, the crowd's roar a beast with a thousand throats. UConn came in with swagger, champions from another time, but Purdue wanted it like a man wants his next drink, teeth bared and fists clenched. The clock mocked them all, seconds ticking down like the last gasps of a dying dog. In the end, it was UConn in the winner’s circle, and Purdue was left to drown their sorrows somewhere far from glory’s spotlight.
B-minus. Reads more like Mailer than Buk.
 
It was a brutal dance of sweat and desperation, UConn and Purdue clawing at each other like drunks in a last-call brawl. The ball bounced wild and wicked, the crowd's roar a beast with a thousand throats. UConn came in with swagger, champions from another time, but Purdue wanted it like a man wants his next drink, teeth bared and fists clenched. The clock mocked them all, seconds ticking down like the last gasps of a dying dog. In the end, it was UConn in the winner’s circle, and Purdue was left to drown their sorrows somewhere far from glory’s spotlight.

Mr. Peterman?
 
B-minus. Reads more like Mailer than Buk.
Yeah, what originally came out of ChatGPT was even worse, I was counting on the formatting to do some heavy lifting. Needed more about “long athletic legs” and at least one mention of a beer crap.
 
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Mr. Peterman?
The “drunk drinking’ in the post I quoted is American underground writer/poet (and famous drunk) Charles Bukowski. I didn’t expect to find him on the Yard yesterday morning!
 
First of all I don't care what Duke does. They can have a roster loaded with 5 star players but to me it matters most with who is on the sidelines. UConn has the best coaching staff with Coach Hurley, Murray, Young and Moore.
 
Here’s how I look at it. Sports is entertainment. Great entertainment often has villains and heroes. Duke plays a GREAT villain, which makes sports that much more entertaining. We get to watch that bandwagon fanbase build itself up with over confidence to then hopefully lose in disappointing fashion to watch the ensuing meltdown. That is fun.

Reading Rupps Rafters go through a meltdown after a loss is pure comedic entertainment.

I used to despise the Yankees and loved watching them lose. But when they did I realized it just wasn’t as entertaining. Now that they don’t have George, don’t have old Yankee stadium, have players with less personality/swag, don’t win the WS anymore, not nearly as fun to route against.

Be grateful for Duke, they play an important role in this thing we call sports entertainment.
 
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Truly sickening that top-10 players keep committing to a coach who has proved absolutely nothing. These guys, especially the tall one, are really good, too. Sucks.

At least here there's a family history
This is the same sentiment I conveyed earlier this week and you compared it to a cat cancer PSA or something
 
This is the same sentiment I conveyed earlier this week and you compared it to a cat cancer PSA or something

It was a Debbie Downer reference. You were complaining about our recruiting; I was doing no such thing.

One can say we’re doing great in recruiting and be annoyed when Duke lands recruits without there being any inconsistency.
 
It is like an old record that skips, every year when we get to this point and Dook thrashes us in the recruiting wars. Dook is usually joined by Kentucky and a hand full of schools that come and go right now Arkansas is hot, shoot even Rutgers is stacking five stars this year.

But some of us act like this is a new phenomenon.

This is who we are.

I mean it’s not like we are Judge Smails grandson you’ll get nothing and like it.

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nomar said:
Truly sickening that top-10 players keep committing to a coach who has proved absolutely nothing. These guys, especially the tall one, are really good, too. Sucks.

At least here there's a family history



Not sure what this means…..but my point was exactly like yours. I hate seeing our competitors bring in five stars but in the end it’s not like we get nothing with our recruiting efforts. So it may be hard to comprehend but we are on the same page with our sentiment.

But now looking at your comments it was your usual mocking of one of my posts. Hey guess what I was saying exactly what you were saying. But that is not really the point is it.

Let me troll someone I always troll even though they posted the same thing just with different words. Insult, insult and when that does not work insult more.

I mean even your avatar screams, I drive a Corvette…..because I am compensating.
 
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It was a Debbie Downer reference. You were complaining about our recruiting; I was doing no such thing.

One can say we’re doing great in recruiting and be annoyed when Duke lands recruits without there being any inconsistency.
I was simply wishing that Hurley didn’t have to work as hard as he seemingly does because he/luke/kimani are the best staff in the country and we just won 2 in a row. I’m worried he’ll burn out before he turns 55. So it would be nice if 5*s just fell into our laps like they do for schmeyer and calamari. So if I was complaining it was only about how easy Duke and Arkansas have it.
 
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nomar said:
Truly sickening that top-10 players keep committing to a coach who has proved absolutely nothing. These guys, especially the tall one, are really good, too. Sucks.

At least here there's a family history



Not sure what this means…..but my point was exactly like yours. I hate seeing our competitors bring in five stars but in the end it’s not like we get nothing with our recruiting efforts. So it may be hard to comprehend but we are on the same page with our sentiment.

But now looking at your comments it was your usual mocking of one of my posts. Hey guess what I was saying exactly what you were saying. But that is not really the point is it.

Let me troll someone I always troll even though they posted the same thing just with different words. Insult, insult and when that does not work insult more.

I mean even your avatar screams, I drive a Corvette…..because I am compensating.

U mad bro?
 
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I was simply wishing that Hurley didn’t have to work as hard as he seemingly does because he/luke/kimani are the best staff in the country and we just won 2 in a row. I’m worried he’ll burn out before he turns 55. So it would be nice if 5*s just fell into our laps like they do for schmeyer and calamari. So if I was complaining it was only about how easy Duke and Arkansas have it.

I understand but (and this has already been said) they are falling into our lap also. We are beating the big boys for guys we’re targeting.

Nobody really falls into any team’s lap in actuality. There’s always a lot of work that goes into it. Even if it’s K or Calipari or Scheyer. (Every now and they would pop in the last minute and snag some guy but I doubt very much a Diallo situation would ever happen with this staff.)

All I was saying is we should be enjoying it rather than complaining. That doesn’t mean I can’t get nauseated by Duke getting 2 studs at the same time because their dad played there. I wouldn’t be a UConn fan if I didn’t have that reaction.
 
U mad bro?
If you had any integrity you would reply with some content…..but you won’t. I don’t appreciate your and a few others taking what I post putting your spin on it then objectively ignoring any misunderstanding so you can troll. Also @aceboon I know who is in the avatar it enhances my view since an avatar is usually something make believe.

And calling me bro? What’s that about…..do you usually continually troll your bro’s? Just don’t understand why some of you would rather insult than be decent…or just leave it alone….bro yeah right.
 
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If you had any integrity you would reply with some content…..but you won’t. I don’t appreciate your and a few others taking what I post putting your spin on it then objectively ignoring any misunderstanding so you can troll. Also @aceboon I know who is in the avatar it enhances my view since an avatar is usually something make believe.

And calling me bro? What’s that about…..do you usually continually troll your bro’s? Just don’t understand why some of you would rather insult than be decent…or just leave it alone….bro yeah right.
What prompted my post was the fact that I thought it was funny that your handle is huntfor7 but instead of posting like a guy whose team has won 6 titles and is coming off B2B championships, you’re posting like it’s 1998, when we had zero. We are recruiting at a level the likes of which this program has never seen and you seemed to not see that. Hopefully you’ve been reassured by the comments in this thread explaining how good things are going. I genuinely hope everybody here is enjoying this incredible ride.
 
What prompted my post was the fact that I thought it was funny that your handle is huntfor7 but instead of posting like a guy whose team has won 6 titles and is coming off B2B championships, you’re posting like it’s 1998, when we had zero. We are recruiting at a level the likes of which this program has never seen and you seemed to not see that. Hopefully you’ve been reassured by the comments in this thread explaining how good things are going. I genuinely hope everybody here is enjoying this incredible ride.
Well he‘s had a minimum of 3 different handles here in under 2 years so I’m sure you’ve already put more thought into it than he ever did.
 
What prompted my post was the fact that I thought it was funny that your handle is huntfor7 but instead of posting like a guy whose team has won 6 titles and is coming off B2B championships, you’re posting like it’s 1998, when we had zero. We are recruiting at a level the likes of which this program has never seen and you seemed to not see that. Hopefully you’ve been reassured by the comments in this thread explaining how good things are going. I genuinely hope everybody here is enjoying this incredible ride.
I appreciate the response. Thank you. It’s a long post so read it if you want.

My whole point was that it makes no difference how many 5* we recruit. I don’t care. I care that Hurley is getting the players he thinks fit best. Of course I am enjoying this ride. I have been living and dying with whether we win or lose since the mid 70’s. I know how great this is. Just today my son and I rewatched the Purdue game since our football team stinks. I cannot express in words how great this is and to hear people like Bilas saying what UConn is doing is unbelievable. This is a dream not just a dream season.

When I left CT in 1991, there was no internet or DirectTV. My best friend would record the games overnight them to me so I could watch them. We are talking VHF…And I tried the best I could to avoid any news or watch sports until I got the tape so I would not know the outcome. That went on for four years. If anyone appreciates this I can assure you it is me.

And actually the line under my “frequently changed handle” ( as pointed out by another usual insulter) actually reads “built Hurley strong” not 5* strong. I don’t care how many recruits we get or don’t get I care about the results. That is really how I feel. We just went back to back and I think we have a chance to three peat and that is not because we are recruiting more 5* than other schools. Our teams are built the way Hurley wants to build them. Castle IMO was one of the top players coming out of high school. He probably was not 100% until late in the season and then we almost became unbeatable. He was 9 coming in and two going out. I also think he will have a better NBA career than Sheppard. McNeeley is 10 coming in and I would expect he will be one and done so let’s see how many 5* go before him in the draft.

My point was it’s like a broken record whenever we don’t get a recruit there is a thread like this. So it was a bad attempt at humor “you’ll get nothing and like it ”…. it sarcasm, irony whatever but it was meant as why do we even care. The only recruit or recruiting process I have ever really cared about was Ray Allen because I lived in SC and would go to his games at Dalzell/Hillcrest. So to another point I know who Ray Allen is and I could probably quote you most of the scenes from the movie. That was at least until last year and I got caught up in the Flagg drama here.

All I can say is that I am being truthful that the post was meant to be satirical in nature. I really don’t follow recruiting. I did it once last year and I saw that it was not worth really putting any emotion into.

But I do appreciate you taking the time and responding…..I am guessing you are not going to believe what I just explained but it is the truth.
 
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