I don’t know. Despite his Everyman vibe that screams Iron City or Keystone Light, Huggy might have been hitting that great craft beer scene in the ‘burgh. It would only take four 16oz TIPAs from Dancing Gnome, Hitchhiker, Cinderlands or Grist House to put Huggy into a deep slumber behind the wheel.
Well, in that case you're not pretending, so it's fine.
I’m never leaving Connecticut. The pizzas too good and that’s important to me.
This isn't even on the same planet as that. Drunk driving can kill.
Drinking a six pack in an hour is mighty difficult simply from the volume of carbonated liquid involved, much less the inebriation. 7-8 beers an hour for two hours verges on impossible. I'm guessing some shots might have been involved.
Reminds me of Edward Scissorhands. God, I'm glad I've only tried that twice.
One our favorite Spring Weekend pastimes was power hour. Drinking a shot of beer a minute for an entire hour.
Like I said before - none of this is new. Very surprised the health consequences haven't caught him yet.
A good amount of damage has surely been done, but it doesn’t always manifest until around this time. He doesn’t seem to have been the kind of drunk that becomes cirrhotic in their 50s, drinking a fifth of vodka a day and otherwise not eating much, for example. Those are the folks at the hospital I would see whose bodies started breaking down early: homeless or otherwise truly severe alcoholics who get most of their calories from booze.
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the police report said they found "metal bottles" which makes me think of those re-sealable 16oz aluminum macrobrewery bottles you sometimes find at ballparks. haven't heard of any craft spots doing those, but you might know better than me!
Oh boy. Sounds like Huggy was hanging out at the loading dock at PNC Park!
Kind of like drinking four liters of that soapy stuff necessary to prep for a colonoscopy back in the old days, but with a buzz.
