Black Friday, After Midnight, Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Do just what we please
Find out what it's all about
Let it all hang out

 

[August_West]

Stimulate action
Gone’ get some satisfaction
Adams scores 30

 

[elmcityboy]

izzo wracked with fear
"please, not those uconn huskies"
ollie and his dogs

 

[Doctor Hoop]

First we roast the Ducks
Next up it’s Izzo’s Spartans
Time to torch Sparta

 

[CAHUSKY]

Do The UConn fans,
Turn to pumpkins at midnight?
If not, stop crying

Rematch with Izzos
Coach KO has his number
Charlie V? Pubeless

 

[CL82]

The 300 died.
So it is with the Spartans.
We're Izzo's nightmare.

Our team is still young.
We make plenty of mistakes.
But we're "East Coast Tough."

Midnight? Doesn't Matter.
Michigan State is ranked 4?
Who cares? Huskies win.

 

[RedDog]

Hawaii in '10:
Second round: we beat Spartans.
This year bodes well too!

 

[Purple Stein]

First, there were ducks. They
Shot as well as ducks could. Do
Spartans even have hands?

 

[jfuchs91]

Huskies own Spartans
Any continent or coast
History repeats.

Ramstein Air Base - win
Madison Square Garden - win
PK80 - win.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Tom can’t beat Kevin
Germany New York Portland
Huskies down Spartans

 

[Kenny11]

Hey Mr. Bridges
You should not risk injury
Sit this one out bro

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Chug-a-lug and shout
Gonna be peaches and cream
I'll need a nap first

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Game time after dark
Oldies already bitching
Win Young Huskies, win

 

[MilliniumPrince]

H to the Izzo
H-U-S-K-I-E-S
We win for shizzo

 

[NHalan]

Late night Huskies ball
Black Friday checkbook spartan
State of both zeros

 

[Mr. French]

Hawaii in '10:
Second round: we beat Spartans.
This year bodes well too!

Was just gonna post
Maui memories linger
Oh, Kemba and crew

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

H to the Izzo
H-U-S-K-I-E-S
We win for shizzo

 

[August_West]

Spartan idiots
Red cedar smells like butthole
Huskies pee on you

 

[NowInStorrs]

We beat Oregon
Now MSU at midnight
All Fridays matter

 

[DALTX]

On a black Friday
(Saturday in Storrs) beat the ...
MSU Spartans

 

[David 76]

KO is a smart man
He will skewer the Spartans
Gyro feeds our clan.

 

[Son of Robert]

Oregon midnight
Two teams, dancing on the court
We leave with the girl

 

[UC313]

Adapting begins
Sargent Sweatpants on the couch
Huskies close the bar

 

[Huskybass]

Pizza Boy starts thread
Game is too late for this guy
Hope it's a dubya

 

[Son of Robert]

Guard play is the key
Set'em up, knock'em down boys
Stand up, straight and tall

 

[Son of Robert]

We shall own the night
Michigan should not have come
Uconn the victors!