Bird Day Haiku

[8893]

Bad day to be fowl
Huskies feast on duck confit
Ruin Phil Knight's party

 

[CAHUSKY]

Phil Knight; old as dirt
Huskies go balls deep in ducks
Charlie V; no pubes

 

[david]

Last year in Maui,
Jalen took over our games.
This year he has help.

 

[Kemba429]

Thankful for everything except cuse
Lets go ruin phil knights 80th birthday
And say UConn is back!

 

[UC313]

Does Blaze serve turkey
Huskies serving up some duck
Get in my belly

 

[david]

Thankful for everything except cuse
Lets go ruin phil knights 80th birthday
And say UConn is back!

What the hell is this?
That is not how haikus work.
Five-seven-five, dolt!

 

[Mr. French]

What the hell is this?
That is not how haikus work.
Seven-five-seven

He's a regular Walt Whit-less. JK JK.

Then again, it's 5-7-5 so you're a little shaky yourself, Poe!

 

[Mr. French]

I haven't done poetry since Ronnie the limo driver's classic "Winter," but I'll give it a go:

Turkey day: Yum yum
Husky day: Quack, quack, quack, boom!
Ducks dead, sorry Phil.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Out in the northwest
Roast duck is on the menu
Revenge best served cold

 

[8893]

You people are sad
ONLY haiku in this thread
Mods please save us, thanks

 

[david]

Then again, it's 5-7-5 so you're a little shaky yourself, Poe!

There's egg on my face.
If I go back and fix it,
It's not a haiku.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

August eats Arby’s
Refuse turkey or ketchup
Huskies beat the ducks

 

[mauconnfan]

Hints of Turkey in the air.
Ducks waiting on the court,
Huskies leave with beaks in their jaws

 

[August_West]

Disgusting dry bird
Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
Adams scores 30

 

[CL82]

Oregon loses.
Green and Yellow tears appear.
Yes, UConn is here.

CAHUSKY has
the best Haikus; 13 years
and there's still no pubes.

Why so funny?
Can't say, but I'm still laughing.
I love the Boneyard.

 

[RichZ]

Huskies leave with beaks in their jaws

Ashamed of you, mau.
Seven, Six, Eight? WTF?
Bad, bad, bad mojo.

 

[imno1]

Bad day to be fowl
Huskies feast on duck confit
Ruin Phil Knight's party

I don’t know haiku
But I do question line three
Please clarify this

 

[8893]

I don’t know haiku
But I do question line three
Please clarify this

He wants Oregon
It is his birthday party
Us winning ruins it

 

[Wordbomar]

We love turkey
Huskies love Duck
Mojo mojo mojo

 

[CL82]

We love fresh turkey
Huskies love Duck even more
More mojo is good

 

[CL82]

He wants Oregon
It is his birthday party
Our win ruins it

 

[Kemba429]

What the hell is this?
That is not how haikus work.
Five-seven-five, dolt!

Oh, I feel stupid now, thought it was words not Syllables Spare me plz

 

[zepfan]

huskies pluck the duck,
tough gritty play wins the day,
uconn back on Map!!!

 

[8893]

Okay, so "ruins"
Is two syllables, not one
Ironic, now doomed

 

[NHalan]

Fat ducks on the pond
Huskies gonna shoot them dead
Raw meat dogs will eat